December 17, 2005

Butthole Bear™ - a teddy bear with a butthole that you "poke your finger in and listen to the antics".. it makes humorous noises. Which are NSFW. 2 Modes of operation (Normal and Fart mode). Greatest toy evar. At least until they bring out Prostate Panda™.
posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • This is almost like that Harry Potter Vibrator, but intentional. [WARNING: PICTURE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE NSFW]
  • I don't even want to know how you find things like this!
  • I obsessively google search for 'anus' 'butthole' and 'bestiality'. Actually, I saw it on another site, so I'll ask the poster there ... :)
  • Furries have a right to sex toys too.... *scrubs brain with steel wool, curls up in corner, shuddering*
  • you know, not only fingers will go in there.
  • duh.
  • Uh... yep... That's creepy as fuck. Congratulations. Creepy. As. Fuck.
  • Fact: if ye have horses, sooner or later tha Dire Day arrives when ye end up having to thrust your paws where a person o' delicacvy and taste would not. And now, let's pull the shades of Hades, and let the mercy o' cold silence fall like cleansing snow upon these violated bears.
  • LOL
  • These bears grow up to become mittens.
  • "Ding-dong!" Oh, humanity, you're a sick fuck. mmh, that doesn't sound right..
  • Anyone know if this thing is washable/waterproof? Hey, just asking.
  • I'm saving MY money for when they come out with a butthole-activated one of these. (Click the small image for a larger view.)
  • Don't even think about trying this with real bears. Trust me.
  • Although I'm reluctant to admit I actually sat and clicked through ALL the little sounds... I do need to know who the heck "Mr. Sanchez" is?
  • I'm actually just posting in here to piss LivewireConfusion off.
  • Whatever you say Internet Tough Guy
  • HuronBob, google search "dirty sanchez". :)
  • Wow. An Interactive Ass Simulator. Sounds hi-tech. Or maybe just we're just gearing up for the '06 elections.
  • LivewireConfusion: Is the internet, in fact, serious business? ... Or just a hobby?
  • I posted on the Bush thread, so I might as well post on this. Both have to do with assholes.
  • Cabbage Patch Snatch?
  • GramMa with the two-thread conversion! Yessss!