December 14, 2005

• Nice.
• Punk and Duran Duran. :) Simon LeBon is teh hawtness.
• Wow, these bring back memories.
• Ditto. At least it's real punk and not that awful American fake punk. Kit did you know that Toyah did voices for the Tellytubbies?
• I did. She can do NO wrong!
• Kit, did you know that I saw the Fender Precision that Simonon smashed on the cover of London Calling? I cried, man. Thing of beauty. These are beautiful, too.
• Now that, I didn't know. One hit, one miss. Not bad for an old timer like me.
• Kit, did you know that I once made sweet love to some lettuce?
• Again with the lettuce . . .
• Quid, did you know, I was that lettuce? You owe me £15.25
• You weren't worth the money, "iceberg".
• Yeah? Well your 'salad cream' wasn't up to much! *snaps fingers / waggles head*
• Lettuce move on, already. HA!
• Lettuce move on, please.
• I don't get it.
• No more jokes about how quid got some head.
• Oh, come on. Leaf the poor guy alone!
• Are you two in the right thread?
• Sheesh, you fuck one lousy vegetable ...
• Hey! Less of the 'lousy'. I'm a big hit in the local greengrocers.
• As long as you don't go to seed.
• I think we've ploughed this furrow long enough.
• Boy, it's getting roughage in here . . .
• I go away for a while, and I caesar more puns.
• Seeing all of you fighting like this makes me salad.
• But I slaw you in there with the rest of them, tossing them around, pete.
• This will turn into a word salad.
• It wasn't me! Hey, if those guys were captaining a ship, I know what boat I wouldn't want to crouton.
• How did a ship metaphor sprout up?
• You gotta shell out a lotta cabbage for good sex these days.
• I love that Christmas album by Nat "King" Coleslaw.
• Here we are talking about punk, and you bring up Nat King Cole? That ain't cool. Ranch.
• Hey you can get tossed out of a thread for less.
• We used that pun already. There aren't too many that romaine.
• Carrot to guess how much long this will remain a fertile garden of entertainment?
• ooo well done The salad I made last night was Bibb'd for her pleasure.
• Word, cos.
• Didja french her?
• Actually, she got sick and bleu cheese all over the place
• Yeah, but how hot is Toyah?
• Toyah... Toyah... Is that Italian?
• The shot of Vanian is gorgeous. Thanks for the link, kitfisto.
• well. The punnymoon's over.
• All these salad puns. Expect a dressing down.
• Olive us?
• There's not a chard of hope for the lot of you. I'm going to kale over under the sheer weight of all the bad puns. I guess everyone's common sense forgot to turnip, and everyone's dignity has sprung a leek.
• TThe only safe solution is for the whole thread to be Waldorf with bricks and mortar, to prevent the innocent straying in.
• I don't care if someone doesn't appreciate our capers. Tough beans.
• Now you're just being radicchio.
• Oh, peas.
• The fruit of this will be your just dessert Cap'n
• C'mon! This is fun, Abiezer! All you have to do is think of a pun endive right in!
• I think I may be parsley to blame.
• Bastard! Um, err... I'd expect a substantial celery to even consider working on these puns.
• You'd need to make a mint.
• No, no even for all your filthy money. I shall beetroot to myself.
• You act like you don't have a carrot in the world.
• That's just an herb-an legume, er, legend.
• My nephew hated this thread but I think my niçoise laughing.
• i'm finding all of this very artichoke down.
• but if you're nice to me i'll keep swede
• Escarole was my favorite actress on "Good Times."
• Orange you going to ever stop? What a load of compost! I don't even carrot all to read any of this. You are all out of fava with me now. Chive had enough. Watermelon head you bunch are! Any Mon-kiwi hear doing more puns will be beet-n.
• No matter what you say, we walnut stop.
• You will not beet us. Says-a who? Sesame!
• I've bean down, but not like this E-4.
• At least it's real punk and not that awful American fake punk. Like what, MC5?
• I took this to mean the current wave of pop-punk bands, the 311s and Green Days of the world.
• Wow, these pictures bring some of my very best memories!!!!!!!! Thanks, kitfisto. Also, great, great thread!!
• Yes, these were many people's salad days! Eh? EH!! I'm still the daddy!
• Nuh-uh. I wouldn't be beating your own tong.
• I'm still the daddy! And yet not a penny in child support all these years.
• You betcha! *Rings yet another all night offy / escort agency*
• No killing and no joke: Paul Raven, bassist for Killing Joke and Ministry, iz ded. Rest easy, and thanks.