December 07, 2005

Buy your own "Adult Business" There is an adult film company for sale right now on Ebay. If you've got a couple hundred thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket, now's your chance to go for it. (Some images are vaguely NSFW) via

From the site: Although the Adult Stars perform for you in front of the camera. This doesn’t mean you can treat them with disrespect. Reputation is everything in this business. Word gets out fast. You must be professional. YOU MUST BE Professional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by meredithea 18 years ago
  • It would be tricky to run one of these...I wonder if you would need to act professional in doing it?
  • Nah, probably not.
  • Item location: Rosemead, CA United States Ah, Rosemead, home of the famous rooster sauce.
  • Your immediate family members must approve of this lifestyle. (Main reason why owners are selling this company). Sounds like there's an interesting story behind this.
  • Mum: Oh in the Lord's name, I thought you said you were running a business in the prawn industry! How can I ever face the girls at the Bridge club again????
  • "A pre-paid credit with an Adult Entertainment Lawyer with over 25 years experience." I know I went to Law School in order to get myself a trophy wife, but I've been TOTALLY going about it the wrong way.
  • wow - two whole cameras!! Don't need much do they? Still i guess it's more than Peter Jackson started out with (does anyone remember Meet the Feebles?)Oh and I hope the copyright 'oooooh aaaaaah oh baby' soundtrack comes with it or i'm gonna feel very P'dO for my USD!
  • It wouldn't be NSFW if you actually bought it, would it?
  • I was thinking that $100K for 12 thousand DVDs was a good price for pr0n, until I realized that most of the movies would be the same.
  • Thought it was "two hole" cameras. Ha! Oh I still got it!
  • It wouldn't be NSFW if you actually bought it, would it? Analoghuman, ye be a porn philosopher.
  • The pornological implications are stiffening, you might say. (I wouldn't say it, but you might.)
  • Hard day at the orifice, darling?
  • Oh, no, its the attack of the porn puns! *stomps on puns* ARGH!
  • Sorry, I just had to slip that one in. D'oh!
  • This thread is rubbing me the wrong way.
  • You will learn everything you need to know to direct and produce the very best in Adult Entertainment. This must take all of thirty seconds to explain; I mean, come on. 1. Flirtatious meeting. 2. Cut to everyone's clothes suddenly off. 3. BJ. 4. Actual sex. 5. Spray it out somewhere on partner. And any deviation from this routine usually involves some sort of fetish. Thus the main reason I don't care for porn flicks.
  • *waits for Medusa to clarify* I mean - come on! *cackles, rubs hands together*
  • I'd have to schedule a meeting to discuss managerial strategy with my prospective employees. I wonder if they have any openings they could squeeze me into? ... *rim shot*
  • You never know, they might be tied up. Must . . . resist . . . puntificating . .
  • "This listing (7567775239) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available." Oh. It got sold? Removed for some legal reason? I was thinking: divide bid amount between 4312... who knows, we could have had the very first monkey-run pr0n company ever! HotMonkeySex productions: nothing but BadMonkeys!
  • Flagpole, that message means that the auction was pulled by eBAy for a listing violation. Probably because they have a separate category for "adult items" which - despite the fact that it's responsible for a huge chunk of eBay's GNP - is very well-hidden and well-guarded.
  • You never know, they might be tied up. STOMP! STOMP!
  • Stomp resisting! You know you love a good monkey shot! heh heh heh
  • Damn, you get the flu one day and miss the chance to own 1/4312th of a monkey porn business! *curses cruel fate*