December 06, 2005
He Works Hard For The Money
...There are so many IT-friendly man studs on Monkeyfilter...just call me Big Mama, and I'll hook you boyz up.
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I have been practicing law using that business model for seven years.
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This man is a certified genius! Certainly beats my usual pay scale for support calls (1-2 hours = 6 pack of domestic beer, 2+ hours = a dozen imported or a bag of decent weed). However, I cringe at the inevitable hard drive, floppy disk and joy stick jokes that will surely follow...
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Our IT guy at work is really cute. Maybe I can fake some kind of tech problem and leave this page on the screen while he's there. Of course, that opens the question of what I might end up having to fake later...
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Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. Frankly, a woman who can't keep even her computer virus free is not someone I would want to have sex with.
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layne, lady layne: Hear hear!
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Once word of this gets out, the computer repair market will collapse overnight as hundreds of young studs advertise their "data for dongles" services. Short your CompUSA shares!
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Once word of this gets out, the computer repair market will collapse overnight as hundreds of young studs advertise their "data for dongles" services. Or else us girls are gonna have to leran to defrag ourselves.
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I have been practicing law using that business model for seven years. You're saying your motions have been more than just lip service?
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No, it means he works pro boner! A-HAHAHahahaha...ha. Heh? Fine. Be that way.
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Huh, and all this time, I've been doing it for money.
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(I'll take the Southeast US region.)
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So the lesson I'm taking for this article is "be more up front about it..."
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The lesson I'm taking from this article is that apparently (or perhaps allegedly) some women will still take you seriously if you're wearing a "My Server Is Down" t-shirt with an arrow pointing at your groin. Will wonders never cease? Someone, please make the wonders cease...
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planetthoughtful: "Will wonders never cease? Someone, please make the wonders cease..." I only wonder why nobody thought of (publicizing) it before. ('Cause I'm willing to bet it's been done before... but who knows? Tech support dudes aren't generally showing up on romance-novel covers, so I could be wrong.)
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*giggles at layne, lady layne's comment* If that is what's on offer I think I'd rather read the manual. (does her own computer maintenance work already)
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I think I saw a movie with this theme, once. Only it was a pizza delivery guy and the woman that ordered didn't have any money to pay, so... oh, wait.
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An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. /rushes to update free-lance contract
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Wow, and I was always pleasantly surprised with a neckrub while sitting at some girl's computer getting her network connection back up.
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She wanted you, Space Coyote. You should have gone for it.
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Haven't you ever watched a porno! Ferrchrissakes!
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him: "Hey, baby, I'm here to fix your... software." her: "Oooo, I hope you brought your... hard drive..." him: "Why, yes, it's an external serial ATA unit with both firewire and USB2 interfaces and capable of sustained transfer rates of 58 megs per second. It's really..." her: "Nevermind!!"
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*waits in gleeful anticipation of some hawt "wireless" action*
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MonkeyFilter: Will wonders never cease? Someone, please make the wonders cease... MonkeyFilter: Huh, and all this time, I've been doing it for money. MonkeyFilter: If that is what's on offer I think I'd rather read the manual. MonkeyFilter: An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. MonkeyFilter: Haven't you ever watched a porno! Ferrchrissakes! Keep 'em comin'
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Layne, Lady laine:nifty comment....in the same vein, you know that practicing law we often see a HUNG jury, dont you?
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OK, am I gonna have to say "legal briefs" myself?
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Heh. Gram'ma said 'coming'. And then Greybeard said 'vein'. *head assplodes*