December 01, 2005

Sexterminate! (NSFW, as if you'd have thought otherwise) Daleks groping ladies! BBC bans it from eBay!

For those who are curious but don't want to suffer the wrath of angry IT depts over a few boobs, here's the relevant bits of the article:

Dr Who's foes capture three naked "disco babes" in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers. Abducted By The Daleks — which features grey, red and black pepper-pot baddies watching a lesbian scene — was "five years in the making", says the sleeve. But after a tip-off, the Beeb had it barred from eBay — where copies have been selling for up to £30. The estate of creator Terry Nation intends to sue.
I can't stop giggling.
posted by patita 18 years ago
  • I can't stop wanking.
  • I can't stop plunging.
  • Daleks get all the babes!
  • I've been laughing over this comment in the article: Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that.” Further confirming the stereotype of DW fans as nerds without girlfriends, sigh. ;)
  • When will people learn? Porn is at its best when there's no plot involved. Daleks would just in in the way of the business at hand. So to speak.
  • Aw, crap. Never a fan of the show, but those plunged saltshakers give me the creeps... and now they go around molesting unsuspecting, virginal ladies? The horror! Now, where's the pr0n director with the genius to produce some video based on the underwater shenanigans of the submarine crew on the old, old sci-fi 'U.F.O.' tv show? Eh?
  • ExSperminate.
  • You know, it was so much more obvious to do a pr0n with the Cybermen.
  • Further confirming the stereotype of DW fans as nerds without girlfriends, sigh. I remember the almost uniformly horrified reactions in the Doctor who commentary about the eighth Doctor kissing Dr. Holloway, especially from the actresses who played previous Companions. It's a puzzlement.
  • Well, he's 900 years old! And Time Lords don't have sex!
  • silly kitfisto, hiding such a good link in a comment like he's ashamed that plungers need some action too!
  • boy he really kitfisterd that one didn't he.
  • I was afraid of the kitfisteramisation I might suffer if I posted a FFP about something that already had a post going on. Colour me kitfistoed.
  • Holy Kitfistola!
  • there was already a post about sex with Daleks? damn you people are pervs! seriously, I only posted this because I need to improve my Naughty rating at elfster.
  • "Daleks" rhymes with "sex." It was inevitable the two should be paired.
  • How to Make a Daleks Pen Pot. I won't tell if you put less wholesome things in it.
  • I demand roryk create an ASCII dalek for mine own amusement! *clap!* *clap!*
  • With nekkid laydees!!! *fwap!* *fwap!*
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  • damnit, i missed the naked ladies bit!
  • Truly inspired! Thank you roryk! although, for the record, that slacker Stu was the fifth . .
  • Shhhh! You'll get all the lingereee-lookers from that pinup girl thread over here!
  • homminuh homminuh homminuh
  • I concur with my learned friend. Homminuh.
  • Great Zombie Reagan, how did I miss that Dalek cake first time around?!?
  • I won't ask you how you stumbled on that, Cappy, but they're cuuuute.