November 29, 2005
Chastising the Wookie.
Random euphemism generator. They all sound filthy.
As the search isn't working, this may be a double, but what the hey, I'm feeling kinda dangerous today. It also means I can't find our very own euphemism thread, but never mind, eh? He who dares wins. This post is looking shit already...
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As the kids say, she was waxing the Welsh biscuits. Ha! She could wax my Welsh biscuit any day.
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"Unto the pure all things are pure" Titus 1:15 Bet old Titus was "spoiling the salty crankshaft" even as he wrote that.
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Double Hehe.
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Reminds me of that old bit from The Frantics, where they made everything in the newspaper sound dirty. "I have URGES in my AREAS..." Classic stuff. But don't let me interrupt. *makes mental note to make Mr. Canoehead costume for next Hallowe'en*
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Avast! Oh well. What the hell... (at least it was only in the comments...) Oh fuck it, what do I care. Eeek me, if you must, Glorious Leader!
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Hit "Reload" for ENDLESS FUN. Kinky!
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Go ahead and eeek him. Eeek him till he moans.
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I loves it, almost as much as cranking the lemur.
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"Validating the nose" "harvesting the forbidden tractor". "shanking the golden spruce"
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"roasting the wild pearl"
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Probing Pakistan!
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Mr Canoe head? we got a canadian here? getim'.
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"Eeking the Kitfisto"
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...wha, huh? Dude, none of this makes any sense to me 'cause I've been 'smoking the four-legged diplomat...'
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"massaging the purple coconut-cream mutton"
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I feel so kitfistoed.
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"warming up the pink Volvo." That's too good not to use.
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At last, 'kitfisto' becomes a verb. About time too.
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That seems as if you almost enjoy wendell's kitfisting. That's not very nice, kit. (Hah! Gerund!)
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You can't beat a good kitfistoing, especially in the morning.
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I thought the accepted term was "kitfistory", as in, "he was found guilty of second-degree kifistory with intention to quidnunc".
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So nobody thinks it sounds better as "kitfistification"?
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Quit kitfistolizing it.
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This kitfistomacation is getting out of hand!
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Don't go getting all kitfistical on us, you kitfistian kitfister!
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Now that's some crazy-ass kitfistolorization you got goin on there, sister!
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Kitfistishtamentarianistically: v - is defined as: gettin' wiggy with tha jiggy.
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*wiggles tentacles lasciviously*
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That kitfistomiscuous little bugger is at it again!
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"Waxing the forbidden paté," indeed.