November 27, 2005

• Alright whos been eating curry on my watch?
• There was a comedy sketch about the blue flame, on vinyl. I think it might have been Cheech and Chong, I forget now but it's in the collection. funny as hell. In france farting was taken to high art. there were actually fartiures, people who could fart on command. They would go on stage blow darts, sing songs, suck up buckets of water, all kind of hilarious stuff. The movie Le tit et le lune, has the story of a fartiure in it. quite interesting suff.
• You're thinking of Le Petomaine.
• Er, that would be Le Pétomane.
• What.Ever.
• Another compelling argument.
• I'm disturbed by the look of extreme pride he wears once it's lit.
• this, like, totally rules. heh heh.
• Bah. That guy would be like, own3d by Laser Fart in no time flat.
• Synchronistically, one was cogitating on the subject of farts only this morning, and recalled an exponent of the art of 'the flaming fart' who entertained at parties (during one's student years). This chap could flame in colour. Unfortunately I can't recall his method of achieving this farting phenomenon, except that it was ingenious.
• ummm...i thought everyone knew how to light candles...is there another way?