February 18, 2004

Torturing Monkeys in the name of Security "When F-Secure's antivirus researcher Katrin Tocheva first spotted the MyDoom virus late in the evening of Jan. 27, she immediately reached out and smacked the monkey that sits near her desk."
  • Todays obligatory news story that features monkeys was brought to you by...Wired.
  • This woman is a brute. Bagles got worms?!? Uh-oh, did I break something?
  • [TODO: insert spanking the monkey joke.]
  • Goaddamit dubstop, I was so close ...
  • so. to. speak!!!
  • ***zips up pants, looks around furtively***
  • qkid, you've got to be a pretty early riser to beat me, when it comes to spanking the monkey. Only my second post at this place, and already I've lowered the tone.
  • don't worry dub; we're pretty basso profundo to begin with.