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November 15, 2005
17 years ago
What happens if you pour the liquid cereal onto a bowl of cereal?
Wonder what their oatmeal flavor is like.
What happens if you pour the liquid cereal onto a bowl of cereal?
Why the very fabric of space/time would be ruptured in a fashion most unbelievable, with the screaming and the biting, and the ping-pong balls all flying around, M'mwhayy.
To quote an old co-worker of my dad's who, when asked how he would eat steak now that he had dentures --
"Whatsa matter? You never heard of a fuckin' blender?"
Why would anybody buy this? This ain't nothin' but a bowl of cheerios your kid asks for and doesn't eat, thirty minutes later. We make this at my house every day.
I thought beer was liquid cereal?
Imagine that sloppy chocolate goop mixed with guinness...
That's no way to talk about 1/2 a shot of Jameson and 1/2 shot of Bailey's.
The first person to offer that to offer a can of liquid cereal to my son will spend the rest of their life voiding through a colostomy tube.
I'm just sayin'...
"With a slight thickness to its body, this product also feels somewhat like cereal in your mouth."
They had me right there. Where do I buy???
That "somewhat" is troubling to me... Besides, as mct noted,
Guiness is good for you!
(Also makes the kids' naptime a breeze...although it does come a bit early this way...)
Hmmm... Maybe we could get the granola flavor and give ourselves fiber enemas.
The can makes a convenient receptacle for holding the vomit after you try it!
And to think, my friends teased me for the stuff I ate in HS track... this just strikes me as a silly idea
Since I have a ton of work to do today, I spent the last hour looking for a place online to buy this stuff. You know, just in case I should have a craving. You can't buy it. Every blog under the sun has written about it, but nobody offers it for sale. Guess I'll have to go to plan B.
"The use of sucralose helps keep the calories relatively in check at 170 per can (and 21g of sugars), which makes it manageable unlike most competing dairy-based beverages." Um, is that really necessary?
If I'm going to drink a can of Froot Loops, I want mine packed with sugar, thankyouverymuch.
I do want to try it, even though the viscosity described would seem to give it the mouth feel (if not taste) of vomit.
Well, good luck. It only exists in theory on the intardnets. *pouts*
We could brew our own, adjust the sugar content levels to our liking. Two possible cereal microbrews - Hot, liquified Count Chocula could be a good cold weather beverage. That new style of yogurt-covered Cheerios might make for a good smoothie.
ooh raisin bran ale!
Lite. Great taste, less filling, and none of those painful cracked molars.
No machinery yet invented could grind Grape Nuts up into something drinkable. The best you might be able to do is steep them like loose tea and drink their broth. Two that I think would be good would be Alpha Bits and Lucky Charms. No more time wasted spelling crap or looking for stupid purple unicornmallows. Just chug it and you're done.
Pour me a jug of your finest Apple Jacks. Nothing post '93 vintage for me, please.
Peter: Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says "OOooooOOoo!" Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
the main company site says it'll be available in 2006.
Hmph. I guess I could have read that. But I'd rather spend hours of useless searching. Also, that's not soon enough.
As a member of the Instant Gratification Generation, I demand my Liquid Cereal
I don't think they heard me. Bastards.
*throws cup on floor* *screams*
I wonder if a pint of Rice Krispies would be like horchata.
snap, crackle, pop
, it would be a lovely, sweet, sticky
glug, gurgle, slurp
. Dammit, I want my liquid cereal noooowwwww! *holds breath* *realizes that's not going to work* *goes back to whining*
Guinness is food
Yeeeikes! I think it's fine as a cold rememdy or . . something, but Dude! Duuuuuude!
Is the liquid cereal ready yet?
remember when cereal was called "cold cereal"?
Yeah, me neither.
I'd like to point out that I'm still waiting for this to hit my grocery shelves. To whom do I send a scathing letter?
It's never going to be sold where I live, because I live in Stupidtown.
I believe the word that best fits below Koko's comment is "duh."
Is that near Dorkville?
Sort of ... Dorkville is on the other side of Loser River.
Just a hop, skip, and jump from Mount Doom itself.
... short for, Mount the Spirit-Breaking, Will-Crushing, Mind-Numbing Tower of Your Inevitable Doom, and Toss All of Your Hopes and Dreams into the Boiling Sea of Lava and Despair, You Pathetic Waste of Oxygen.
Bet you didn't know
Oh great now even the geography is insulting me.
Population - you.
Population - 1ooser
Where. The. Hell. Is. My. Fucking. Liquid. Cereal?
Ok. Ok. Breathe. It says
"coming in 2006"
. Guess what? It IS 2006 already!!!
I can take you to Funkytown.
Balls to liquid cereal. I can't even get Chocomel where I live. What is this? Oppressivstan!?
Mofi meetup in Stupidtown! Finally one I can make it to.
Is that down at Pinhead's Jerkface bar?
Wednesday's specials: You.
Why drink energy drinks that take a long time to work when you can go straight to the source with
(available in "Tropical Breeze" and "Mountain Mint")
93% Pure Oxygen
C'mon now Pete, don't be marketing me your low-end bull!
offers 99.5% pure quaff in a can! Foooop!
yeah but that's 6.5% less "Mountain Mint"!
OMG, smt! NSFW!
Where the HELL is my liquid cereal?!?!
I think the chick in the Libido Lifter ad's gonna shoot it outta her BOOB!
*renews effort to download Libido Lifter site*
Somebody had really better get some cereal, milk, and a blender to Lara before a gasket is blown. Of course, for the moment you could settle for
Yeah, y'know i don't even see liquid cereal on their site anymore. Um, but I'm sure they're just re-tooling it! It'll be back in 16oz. version! (I think the blender idea is better though, and I challenge you all to get your favorite cereal, some milk and sugar (or soymilk and honey, whatever you're into there) and blend that up into a frothy, fun beverage. Then post pictures. Now watch this drive.)
Mmmm! I like my raisen bran extra frothy!
Um, but I'm sure they're just re-tooling it! It'll be back in 16oz. version!
Do you really think so? You wouldn't be giving me false hope, would you?
So, I'm expecting pics of frothy fun cereal beverages.
I like to add a couple of
Dark Chocolate Digestives
to my home-made-get-rid-of-the-fruit-that-is-going-a-bit-soft smoothies. Delicious!
I may have to play with the blender this weekend. If I do, pics will be posted.
Excellent . . . .
Didn't make my own liquid cereal, but I may have to try
Think I'll stick with the choco piroulines, thank you.
Do you drink milk through them? I'd never thought of that. *rushes off to the store*
When I saw
on the shelf at my local Tops, I had to snap a picture to share.
Out shopping for brains, were you?
I was, but I couldn't figure out the sales tax.
will send you a free goodie bag if you dare to provide them with your address.
Also, note equally alarming product in lower portion of photo: "Fruit and Groin".
I'm gonna do it. Will report back from my
secret monkey lair
Re: "Fruit and Groin" and "Monkey Brains" Where the hell does TUM shop?!
"Thank you. We'll
do our best
to put your free goodie bag together and send it out."
As long as they do their best...
"Blessed be the fruit of thy groin..."
secret monkey lairbeige apartment.