I'm 24 on the test, 35 IRL.
(Is that good or bad? heh)
32. Man, I'm boring.
Or perhaps just in need of a good hog-servicing
28 on the test and almost 44 in real life. Not surprised.
What age do you act?
Well it depends. If you get into a good drama school, maybe do some off-broadway productions when you're 17-18.
Or, if you can get into commercials as that adorable little kid who can't wipe his own butt, maybe you can act at 3 or 4.
What kind of fucking idiot question is this, anyway?
26...not bad for an old man of 40.
24 irl, 30 on the test.
Man, you people are old. I'm 32 and according to the test I act like I'm 16.
I will admit that I really wouldn't watch any of the shows they listed and I watch a LOT of tv...
My Peter Pan syndrome manifests itself again. 26 in the test 29 in the real world.
Of course, I'll be taking a leaf from mother dearest's book and be staying 29 forever.
24 test, 38 irl.
Which is just sad, really.
I should mention, however, that I have the body of an 18yo.
/ Uhn!
I'm one year older than I am.
That sounds odd.
27 on the test, 37 IRL.
*realizes this was a clever way for LordSludge to get the monkeys to reveal our age*
*notices quidnunc didn't take the bait, one step ahead of the rest of us, as ususal*
Oh my, I suppose I ought to slow down a little, heh-heh!
I'm twenty nine in real life, but the test says I act like a twenty eight year old! It's kind of like that movie "Big", but in reverse! Oh, and the kid never has the magic spell cast on him and he grows up like a normal person.
Look at me! I'm living a movie!
Flashdance?
You Are 32 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
My ex-wife used to say I acted like a 12 year old.
Man, that bitch wasn't even close!
Losser.
Oh nice, I'm 20 but I act 19. Wonderbar.
***You Are 23 Years Old***
which I think is fun, since I'm 37.
personally I tend to see myself as a cross between a 40 year old stern mrs. robinson and a 16 year old boy.
22 on the test, 31 in real life. Not surprising. I drink like I'm 22, feel it like I'm 31.
And I'm disappointed that on the 'when did you last tell a lie' question, there wasn't an option of 'just now, to you'.
I always say I have the mentality of a 14-year-old, but this says I'm 25! I don't know what to think now.
20, but I act 24. Apparently. I think that asking the question "Do you find the word "poo" funny?" would have given me more of an accurate reading.
You know, when I'd composed myself enough to actually answer.
personally I tend to see myself as a cross between a 40 year old stern mrs. robinson and a 16 year old boy.
And I'm suddenly a cross between intrigued and confused.
I went with mildly curious to repulsed.
I mostly act
up
otherwise I just
bee
ye'd think I'd know better
at age 63
I've had people guess that I'm 35(I'm 25), and I have the body of an 68 year old, but this dang thing says I'm 22?!? I will never trust an internet quiz ever agai- Oooo! 'What's Your Pimp Name?'
Tracicle, can I change my handle to Professor Tease?
I act quinunc's age, but I'm old enough to know better.
I am actually 35. I act 32. My pubic hair, however, is only 23.
28, but I'm 21... I'm old before my time.
Macktastic Renault Clinton. Be-yotch.
26 on the test, and I had thought one would figure as a 40-something pompous ass! I'm closest to rocket88's number of years.
Wow, it nailed me: I'm 29 and act 29.
And my pimp name is Suede A. Flex. Ooooh yah. Sueeede.
MonkeyFilter: And I'm suddenly a cross between intrigued and confused.
Hmm, 27 and 35 IRL.
I was a nerd in high school and my pimp name is
Long Dong Bling!
The appropriate adjective does not exist!
30, when I'm 42 in real life. Which is exactly the problem and exactly excellent at the same time.
I got 20 this time, which is cool, since I was 22 the last time I took it! Yay me! I'm youthing!
IRL I'm the same age as HawthorneWingo
Hey mygothlaundry! I was just wondering today where you'd run off to . .
What the hell? There must be some one question that you answer that automatically puts you in the teens. I can't beleive I'm the only one that supposedly acts half their age!
25, 52 IRL. Methinks for me it was the Rock & Roll Question. I honestly had to answer White Stripes from the choices given. Quite a few others I thought would consign me to real life age.
25. I'm 40. Don't know whether to laugh or sob.
Ha, and I thought that 'The Rolling Stones' answer would send me straight to +40...
Ah, and don't talkback to Stealth Maestro F. Valentine, bitches!
Hey, I love Meg too, but have to respect the zombies' legacy.
personally I tend to see myself as a cross between a 40 year old stern mrs. robinson and a 16 year old boy.And I'm suddenly a cross between intrigued and confused.
I look/act like the mrs. robinson part but I feel like the 16yo boy part (you figure it out) also, I would like to order one 16 yo boy, tall skinny dark hair...oh, I'll shut up now.
***You Are 28 Years Old***
no I'm not.
I'm 22, apparently, which would be a lot more fun and exciting if I wasn't actually 25, if instead I was 74 or 12 or something. And I am called Golden Brown Tom Sneed.
According to the test, I'm 20. Monkeys helped me celebrate my birthday #100001 just this past weekend!
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't
I'm 16.
30, when I'm 42 in real life. Which is exactly the problem and exactly excellent at the same time.
posted by HawthorneWingo at 08:20PM UTC on November 15, 2005
Dude, I've met you, and I would have said you were 30.
Somebody around here must be selling some fountain of youth potion or something.
23 vs 19
Is that a good thing? It should've asked me whether my hair is blue or not. COZ IT IS!
What's your mental age when most of the questions need a "none of the above"?
*shares ambrosia's shock at the revelation of HWingo's age*
From now on, I expect to be referred to as Devious Honey Lara Squeeze.
I shall now be known as Fadeproof M. Slither.
How nice - 25. Off by 21.
Delicious Fes Ice!
*cue bass line from Bowie's "Under Pressure"*
it beats Festicus Amduscias Malleus, which is what my Infernal Masters call me. They all about standing on ceremony, though.
Witness the mack-tasticness that is the Reverend Doctor Rocket Glide!
Deacon Dr. Koko Rockefeller, bitches.
May we call you "Deak," Deak?
No you may not.
Y'all ho's bes' not step t'tha Ghetto Fabulous Pete Dogg . . .
Say hello to Sheik Mickey Smooth.
Oh, and I'm 26 (33 IRL). I think it was the candy for dessert that did it. That, or being a liberal.
Cross yourself:
Suede Zanshin Slim
Trick Magnet Patita Kicks!
All through the night!
says i am 27, which is what most people think even though my license says i am 35. liking the pimp name generator? (Crazy Eyes E. Flash by the way...) y'all should check the generator blog to generate almost anything.
It got my age exactly right!
Well I always said when I hit 35 I'd start counting backwards for my age - 29 and 38IRL it works!!
According to this test I'm 22 years...
younger than I am IRL. Yes, twentytwo years younger. And they're right, I often act like a kid and I certainly don't want to grow up.
Nenenenene. I win. (19 vs 41)
Heh. IRL, Ice Master I. Smooth is 17 years older than she quizzes.
I act 24, I am 47; that's a 23 year difference. Do I win something?
25
23, and I'm 29 IRL. Not too much of a diff actually. Sometimes I feel 16 though....
24. But I'd never watch any of those TV shows. Don't they believe in Doctor Who?
Evidently I act 20 but in reality am pushing 50. And what the hell's with the living situation question? No, I don't live in mom's basement. Mom's dead and gone. Is there an option for single parent who supports a child and lives in a single family home, as opposed to someone who lives with a "roomie?"
This "assessment" is obviously geared toward the huge, childish, and irresponsible demographic that wants to believe that they are living la vida loca.
Hmmm, says I'm 28. Feel like 20. Not quite as old as Bees, but old enough to be your GramMa.
*gnashes dentures*
Geddoudda there, you young punks!
26 test, 35 irl.
This is surprisingly accurate, considering the ages of most of my friends. Last Thursday I was hanging out with a friend and we were asked by a couple of guys how old we were, assuming that we were the same age. I said, "There's a ten year age difference between us" and was rewarded with a couple dropped jaws. She looks older than she is, but still.
29 to 25. I think my youth just got a little bit shorter.
Im 31 according to the test, 18 IRL, and am frequently told by new acquaintances that I look about 15.
So I look younger but act older...does it even out or do I throw people for a loop?
25 test, 32 IRL. And the choices for the "secret" question suck... I'd like an option for "I wouldn't tell anyone... that's why they're fucking called secrets."
Apparently, I act 25 but I am actually 21. I find the statistics of the answers intriguing. The younger folk tend to get 'bumped up' a 3-8 years while the older folk get knocked down by a few decades. Hmm.. is it something about the population here at MoFi, or something odd about the test? Interesting..
Bah, maybe I'm wrong. But the test does seem to try and peg everyone here in their late twenties/early thirties.
I should mention, however, that I have the body of an 18yo.
I used to have the body of an 18yo, but eventually had to bury it. Some things never last.
old enough to be your GramMa
Sorry GramMa, you're only old enough to be my mom.
is that you mom?
Quiz says 31, my driver's license says 23.
I act like a 17 y.o. Which, considering, is quite a bit more mature than what I expected.
Says I'm 27, I'm 29. This is what happens when you're a late bloomer.
I used to have the body of an 18yo, but eventually had to bury it. Some things never last.
Holy crap, that may be the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you.
25 ... but 40 in real life, which as Hawthorne Wingo said is a double-edged sword ... I suspect it's the White Stripes Qestion,. Though a more accurate answer would have been R.E.M.
It says I'm 28, and I'm 29, so that's about right. People keep telling me that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy, though, so that was disappointing. Then again, it didn't ask me if I thought snot was funny.
jccalhoun: What did you put on tv show? Did you put Degrassi? It's the closest to the Tribe, age wise, so if you put that it may have pegged you young.
It says I'm 27. However, my real age is tip-top secret, so this has no actual bearing on this post. Sorry.
(he's 11)
(no he's 72)
Like Paddy Pantsdown, I am in fact somewhere inbetween.
It goes without saying that the only thing better than having the body of an 18 year old is having the bodies of two 18 year olds.
Professor Truth M. Silk is 34 but acts 32. Big whoop.
Dopetastic Deconstructo Luthor says; To feel 18 you have to be 18. You're not 18 Pops, you're seventy-three. (W.S. Burroughs)
Now I am 37, yet I act like I am 24. Two years ago it was 35 and 32. I am not sure what is happening or why I am regressing. I think it may have had something to do with my preference for SpongeBob over CSI or the West Wing. Not sure I felt that way two years ago.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.