November 15, 2005

Profanity Kills if you're a Mormon! Gee Elizabeth Smart comes to mind. Is it me or is a pattern developing here?
posted by Rev. Christian Mockery 18 years ago
  • Oh, the Mormon who jumped from a truck cos the bloke said fuck. What can one say?
  • Well, I'm glad that collection of stupidity is taken out of the gene pool.
  • Well, I'll be fucked.
  • "Poulson, who recently returned from an LDS mission, threatened to get out of the truck if he continued." I initially read that as "LSD mission" and the story made a lot more sense.
  • Consarn it, bernockle, that was my joke. I was going to say "joke" and everything.
  • You can have credit for it, if you would like. In exchange, I get credit for your next two jokes.
  • Oh, I'd be real careful making that bargain, bernockle. They uh... heh... don't always go so well.
  • Foreshadowing.
  • "One of the men, not thinking he would, told Poulson to." Just me or was anyone thinking that this sentence didn't finish loading? ...to: 1) go fuck himself. 2) kiss his ass. 3) shove it up his ass. 4) jump.
  • now see, why would you do that?
  • 'Profanity kills if you're a Mormon'? Nah, profanity kills if you're a moron. Anyone who thinks that the appropriate response to (non-lethal) bad language is to jump out of a moving truck (frequently lethal) lacks common sense. Couldn't he just stick his fingers in his ears for the rest of the journey or something? He must surely be a strong candidate for the Darwin Awards.
  • [x] sort of over-sensitive
  • Fucking pussy. Just cunting swear will ya!
  • No, see, the guy's in heaven now, which is infinitely better than our hellish (by comparison) Earthly existence. He would have been a "moron" NOT to jump! So it worked out for everyone. Also, fuck fuck fuck fuck
  • Fuck me, you're right! Bollocks!
  • A young man in a fast-moving truck Was offended when his brothers said 'fuck'. He declared, 'I'll jump if you two don't stop'; they replied, 'Please do!' And that's when he ran out of luck.
  • I heard an interview with the guy who created "law and order". He said that in following cops around for inspiration he learned that most people who are shot got that way by saying some variant of; "Go ahead and shoot!" So. Like. Don't say that.