November 14, 2005

ABZ's - everybody's got to learn the three R's and Uncle Shelby has the lesson plan.[NSFW]

Whether developing your natural talents or dating conservative girls, Uncle Shelby's been there and has some good advice for you. Via:

  • He's also the author of the Giving Tree. That is very cool. I always get a bit teary reading that story.
  • Neddy! Did you get your panda-friendly tea?
  • Not yet! Squee! But probably at the end of the week (^_^)
  • Us swans and geese Have rotten luck. You folk don't know Whose name is whose. I waddle in -- You all yell, "Duck." Can't you see That I'm a goose? -- Shel Silversteing, "Web-foot Woe"
  • Man, I love Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book. I am pretty sure that the fact that I own that book is one of the major reasons my boyfriend fell for me.