November 11, 2005

• Umm . . two posts back-to-back?
• Dude. Twice the RDA of postage.
• I'm not clicking that link because I've heard definitions that are certainly NSFW. Is this?
• Technically, it was Dan Savage's; Ricky S. was just the inspiration(Embed. Audio, for no other reason than I like this song, even in midi form) The site linked to appears to be an attempt to cash in on Santorumania("Smearing Itself Across America Since 2003!"), and seems to have stolen the .GIF from the Savage-approved SpreadingSantorum.com. I'm scaring myself.
• I'm scaring myself. I read Dan Savage, too. You aren't alone. It almost made me question whether this really was post-worthy, considering the international syndication of Savage Love. By the way, what's up with the click to continue thing? Nothing happens.
• I'm pretty sure that one cribbed image is the site; Whois shows that you (YES YOU!) can buy the domain for a mere $64001.00. You can't afford not to at that price! I only gots $64000.00! Dang!
• Wow. That attack has even more class than the man himself.
• (Guessing the plug's gonna get pulled on this thread) Anyone read Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin series? I don't think I've been this addicted to a series since watching the I, Claudius BBC flicks. The funny thing is my wife picked it up for me a few years ago and I thought "ah, just some cheap pirate story". It sat around, got packed in boxes, unpacked, stacked, then last month I picked it up. Wow. Now I'm on the third book. I definitely recommend it.
• Read all 20, plus his biography of Picasso.
• Just wait until you reach book five. That's when it starts getting really good.
• WTF... link doesn't do shit - just a splash page. Ok, so who hijacked Rev. Christian Mockery account and posted this scatty link? Or is this just a number 2 post for the day?
• Christian Mockery is relatively new and therefore should be treated severely. I recommend beatings, hot cheese poured on gonads. At night, the weevils come.
• Monkeyfilter: hot cheese poured on gonads.
• Awesome, thanks flashboy. I was starting to feel like the plot was wandering a bit when Aubrey and Stephen got to Calcutta.
• BURY HIM!!!
• Joke
• I was a big Hall and Oates fan from ages 11-14 or so. I was in a used CD store yesterday and I found a recent CD by them. To my absolute horror, John Oates no longer has a moustache. Can we even be sure that is really him?
• My wife is watching Survivor in the other room right now and I can hear it. That guy who is the host does the worst sports play-by-play ever during those challenges.
• ...they nust've been ice weevils... First chance I've had in many weeks to visit our heinous collection of Eeks.
• Saddlebacking
• Man, I was a Southern Baptist for years. I even got engaged to the preacher's daughter. I never got no saddlebacking. I was robbed. Screw you, Jesus.
• Dan Savage Threatens To Santorum The Name ‘Rick’, Too (VIDEO)
• The Rick Santorum surge is here: A new poll has him running third in Iowa and peaking at just the right time
• That man! Ugh. Just... Ick!!!
• Pizza Ranch Manager Christens 'Santorum Salad'
• Top 3 things I don't want on my Chicken salad... 3) Radioactive fallout, 2) Cockroaches, 1) Santorum.
• I wouldn't like to see any Gingrich in my greens either.
• No Romney in my ramen, thank you.
• I did not need to read the phrase "Santorum surge". In any context. Ugh. People's memories seem to be alarmingly short. But it can't last though, right? Can't be long before the Santorum slide-back-into-relative-obscurity, right? No one can seriously think he is an actual viable presidential candidate, can they?
• Mitt Gets His Own 'Google Problem': SpreadingRomney.com
• Romney is one of the biggest bastards that ever walked.