November 09, 2005

Ayatollah fun
posted by undertaker 19 years ago
  • Ok, I'm feeling stupid. Please explain.
  • Ayatollah you once, ayatolla you a thousand times...
  • I officially certify this one fun-free photo. I'm actually a little more curious about the person who posted this, and why?
  • One trick pony. Check his profile.
  • what do you want to know about me?
  • YouR 2 previous posts Mullah chicks and I can't stop laughing at this have been as enigmatic as this new one. If you can't tell us what you're trying to tell us, maybe you shouldn't try to tell us anything. Unfortunately, the links to the 2 earlier posts are down, but the reactions in the threads are similar. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY???????
  • I think it's a reference to the beta version of three-a-side Pong that is visible on the monitor - I understand the craze swept through religious schools right throughout the Gulf region and did indeed provide hours of fun to numerous Islamic scholars.
  • Helloooo Eekville
  • Pong is indeed *the* videogame for religious people of all fashions and confessions. It cannot get more chaste than this. Violence? Ideolatry? Lust? Nothing. Also, I like the beard.
  • "OMFG HITOLR!!11!" Jesus! Yummy candy with circus music. Also Pong and Stalin. Magnificent, disparate concepts on election night. Time for another Stoli and nectarine juice.
  • Haha. He threwd up in the Aytolah's shooz!
  • I think that is an E-Meter in the back there. I think that undertaker is trying to say something about Scientology. Get me Mr. Cruise's lawyers.
  • Ayatollah to never post here again Mssr. undertaker...I am cracking me up RIGHT NOW.
  • Right now I am learning to juggle.
  • With adorably small russet potatoes. A couple have made it under my couch, and I'm willing to bet I forget about them.
  • Not funny. However, my toasty jam and peanut butter is lovely.
  • Trace, please delete this idiot's account.
  • Trace, please delete this idiot's account. Would that help? It's not that he can just spend another fiver and buy himself another acoount, isn't it? Oops, wrong site.
  • ian would say, if you forget about them they may sprout under there, and in a few months, voila! A supply of spuds for the winter. And are those two plus signs your eyes?
  • 'Taters under the couch do not sprout as often as they spoil. Nasty oozing 'tater juice is enough to gag an ayatollah.
  • You seem to speak from experience, EarWax, so I bow to your knowledge on the subject. I usually let 'em rot right in the cupboard. This makes me think an experiment might be in order...
  • They go bad most easily if they are still in the plastic bag. The bad part is the time between "What is that smell?" and "ERUUTCH, bad potatoes!"
  • They go bad most easily if they are still in the plastic bag. The bad part is the time between "What is that smell?" and "ERUUTCH, bad potatoes!"
  • double post! double post! *tweeeeeee!* Eekination!! MCT, that was teh 4vv3so^^E!!1
  • A mean and lame ass post! Wasn't there a pic somewhat like this with Bush involved? And a dog or a turkey?
  • undertaker has posted 3 links and 1 comments Huh.
  • BURY HIM!!!
  • Joke.
  • I get it! Cuz he's the undertaker!!! Ah-hahahahahahahaha!
  • Lara, The plus signs are supposed to be the arc points of your balls, 8 inches apart. I guess that's roughly where your eyes are too.
  • MonkeyFilter: The plus signs are supposed to be the arc points of your balls I need a cape . . .
  • That's not the joke, Koko. Your interpretation doesn't make any sense at all. You don't bury the undertaker, the undertaker buries other people. If that were indeed the thrust of my humorous comment, I would have said something along the lines of "Inspect his undertaking license! I'm quite certain it may not be in order!" No, my joke was far more subtle, and I don't think you'll ever understand it.
  • Joke.
  • Proposal: Evaluate original link by quality of induced comments. Great link, undertaker!
  • But then... Wouldn't that make the best FPP be... /the full horror slowly dawns on nick NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!111111!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!oneoneelevenelventwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I get it! Nickdanger's a juggler!!! No wait, wait.
  • Say the part about undertaker's license again.
  • MonkeyFilter: Nasty oozing 'tater juice And that about says it for this post. GramMa's cranky tonight
  • I'm in my dark place, mommy.
  • Koko you're over-analyzing again. See, the license represents the ego while the undertaker himself is the id, ne c'est pas? The joke is in Nickdanger's own timestamp which clearly reads "6:28pm" - and what else does 628 signify? That's right! Port disconnected error. A dead connection! Oh ho! Too rich, Nickdanger. You'll bury us all! Ha! I've still got it! Hee hee!
  • Of course!! It was a talking duck!!! Oh man, Nickdanger's funnier than Carrot Top!!
  • I can juggle. My testicles.
  • Piss off, all of you. I'm deep.
  • Chyren has three testicles?
  • Detachable balls, at that.
  • Well, I'll be.
  • be what?
  • be-yotch!
  • be-mused
  • be-nis. That's what I used to call my thingy in elementary school.
  • Just got hired for this case today. Unusual, to say the least.
  • Yes, yes, I'd agree.
  • Self defense, obviously.
  • Is that supposed to be some sort of "joke", Nickdanger? Please advise.
  • Legal advice.
  • Jebus Krispy, I'd kick those little fuckers in the balls on sight. Um the teenagers, not the ah, not the prairie dogs.
  • You should focus your ball-kicking on the other two. My client, it goes without saying, has been wrongly accused. While I welcome Nickdanger's suggestion of self-defense, I am leaning toward some sort of religious ceremony defense.
  • Send the sick little fucker over to me. I'll give him the ole Liverpool prairie dog treatment... Not too sure what that might be yet, but I'm pretty sure it involves a door, some nails and me and petey kicking him in the balls a lot...I'll get back to you...
  • Have to get him out of jail first. I would make a joke about his balls getting plenty of attention in jail, but I think that is something that happens more in prisons than it does in county jails. And what is the deal with the wacky code of honor that has inmates rape and beat people who are convicted of child molesting? It really does happen in prison all the time. Who decided that stabbing, shooting, strangling, killing and raping people gave one some sort of moral authority to rape and beat child molestors?
  • Yeah. We all know it's the prairie dog killing sickos that should get that treatment. I am not joking.
  • So... What I want to know... What is this wacky idea that raping,stabbing, shooting, strangling etc. is somehow a legitimate punishment for criminals? I mean, it's not explicitly in the legal code or anything, but it's obviously tolerated, and a lot of people even speak of it with a sort of satisfaction that somehow justice is being served through this behavior.
  • Are you asking why violent crimes are tolerated in the prison system?
  • Not just tolerated, but seemingly endorsed by society at large.
  • Convicted felons do not have the strongest public support (see failure to secure the right to vote in Florida earlier this week). As such, there is no one to really lobby for them. Prison guards apparently think it is funny or do not care. It would be very easy to prevent such behavior from occurring in the prisons. Now, that right to vote suit that I linked above interests me even more. If a legislature knows that people who engage in particular activities are more likely to vote Democrat (probably true for drug use), then it would benefit a Republican legislature to make drug laws felonies and to convict as many people as they can of those felonies. Doing so would reduce the percentage of Democrats who are eligible to vote. In Florida, apparently 10 percent of black males cannot vote because they are convicted felons.
  • People seem to think that the penal (heh-heh) system doesn't do enough to punish/correct criminals, and they're probably right. IMO, "prison justice" is not the answer; it just makes harder criminals. I also find it pretty sickening the morbid glee people show when they talk about a criminal "getting his" in prison. They seem to think they're in a position of moral superiority, when nothing could be farther from the truth. This topic deserves its own FPP, Nickdanger old boy. Hop to it, chop-chop!
  • http://www.spr.org/ may help you on your quest, Nickdanger. HIV is spread at an alarming rate in prison via rape.