November 08, 2005

Juvie Warden resigns because of "personal problems". Being checking out foot-fetish sites at work, not because of anything he did to the kids. [via obscurestore]

Article features the guy's address so you can send all kinds of harassment letters. Or photos of stockinged legs. Whatever's your kick. And for those of us you surfing MoFi at work, well, you know. Be careful. Stay away from websites like the one listed in the article. Don't be checking it out before you get home. Even for purely journalistic purposes. You big ol' perv.

posted by Capt. Renault 19 years ago
  • It's so beautiful to see the Daily Southtown on Mofi
  • Oh man! His web-stats are going to go through the roof now. You can't buy that kind of publicity. Makes mental note to check site later at home. Alone. In the dark. Nekkid.
  • 'State's Attorney Jim Glasgow said in general it's not illegal to operate or be involved with an Internet porn site. "But you can't hold a sensitive job supervising juveniles and have one of these (sites)," he said. "These two just cannot go together." ' Of course. You can't do it because it's not illegal. Taboo wins! Oh wait, I think I meant Tattoo.
  • But in another part of the Daily Southtown, they have an editorial defending the Library's decision to stack Playboy. And the Library is somebody's place of work, right? Oh man, Playboys at the library. That'll drive up membership in the summer reading club...
  • Like libraries aren't fraught with subdued sexual tension enough...
  • ...or sexual assault.
  • Um...
  • LOL WTF OMG N00B!
  • Yeah, what the little green guy said. Surely there was no need for that link. Out of all the books that a library holds. Strange choice.
  • Well, at least we know what InsolentChimp is fetishising!
  • I'll stick to feet. And I mean stick, if ya know what I'm sayin'?
  • Uh, no.
  • Whew, I'm gald I didn't post the link about the library prostitutes.
  • gald/galled
  • Can I get a library prostitute on my normal card? Is it for three weeks, like with the books?
  • Well actually it's pretty simp... waitaminit! I see what you're up to. Ha, ha! Very clever...
  • Good recovery. For a while we thought you were a rape fantasist. Know we know you just frequent the locol well-read toms... Welcome aboard!
  • cool! I'm gonna write him with the url of the site I co-own/work on/maintain--geared towards panty and foot fetishists! another customer--woohoo!
  • And..er..ahem...what adress would that be. Just out of curiosity, you understand... *whistles nonchalantly*
  • Out of all the books that a library holds. Strange choice. For a while we thought you were a rape fantasist. Something about books and the cover with judges or something.
  • monkeytail@rapefetish.edu
  • Doing things that are peripherally involved with the creating of children (ie, anything sexual) makes one unfit to be around children.
  • Right, so parenting is out...
  • Is this the sexy librarian fetish room? I'm just lookin' for MCT, and I figured he'd be in here. Wherever there's a cop beatin' a guy...wherever someone's stealin' bread to survive...wherever a prim and proper librarian whips off her glasses, undoes her bun and reveals the black garter belt beneath her nondescript gray skirts...MCT will be there, Ma.
  • LOOK IN HER EYES MA, HE'LL BE .. *fap fap fap fap*
  • Feet got to do with making children? My momma never told me about that!
  • I'm totally lost in my own librarian fantasy now. Great, there goes my night of planned productiviy.
  • Hey! You guys are making a mess of this room. jmhodges what are you doing wearing nothing but a pair of reading glasses on a chain? And kitfisto, what's with those ridiculous shoes and stockings? I oughta spank you...
  • *makes note to blacklist all monkeys from her library*
  • YOU'S IS ALL GOIN' TO HELL....................save me a spot.
  • They may look ridonculous, but they make me feel divine. No kiss me, you mad, impetuous fool! kiss first, spanking later - I'm no slag
  • 'Now', obv.
  • What is it about libraries and pervs, though? Every uni I've attended has had its resident weirdo hanging out in the stacks and either masturbating where he'll be found or chasing scared little freshmen around with his penis out. (One friend of mine chased the perv away with a critical review of his unit: "Well, it's nice, but I've certainly seen better...") I really like the library, but I don't *like* the library.
  • ...has had its resident weirdo hanging out in the stacks... Throw the book at 'im. And by the seemingly often occurance of this and your friend's casual response to the incident I'm going to hazard a guess as to why "every Uni" you attend has had this problem, meredithea: you only go to party schools. Partay.
  • Thanks, btw, meredithea.
  • Must say this seems a piss poor way of hiding oneself. Peekaboot, m' dear? The charge of battery seems excessive. Unless he'd the misfortune to lick the car's battery? Not sure I'm actually all that outraged by the notion of some jackass licking a lady's foot. How is it indecent? But perhaps ye had to be there for the full indecency of the thing to reveal itself to the imagination. To come over ye in a flash, as it were. Eh?
  • The appropriate question is--shoes on or off. One's kinky fun. The other's disgusting.