October 27, 2005

Worst Halloween Decoration Ever Sometimes when a supposed Halloween decoration looks ultra-real, it's because it IS real.
posted by es el Queso 18 years ago
  • whoa.
  • Right. We're not going to that house.
  • JESUS!!! I dont know whether to laugh or cry at that story. I wonder if the woman who hanged herself imagined that possible outcome or donated herself as a neighborhood decoration.... /grim morbid humor--sorry!
  • Sheeez. I doubt that was the end she would have wanted for her (I assume) already troubled situation. Poor woman.
  • Yeah, but she kinda asked for it by hanging herself right out in front of a busy street. I wonder what prompted that.
  • So, they're leaving her up through the 31st, right? /same as Medusa
  • It coulda been worse - they could have thought she was pinata! ducks
  • drivingmenuts - That would have been the worst candy surprise ever.
  • Eeeeeewwwwwww!!! /retch
  • Good thing it didn't take anyone sixty years to figure it out.
  • They could just leave her up there forevermore and the neighbourhood could become one of those 'theme' neighbourhoods; one household would start raising owls, another bats; maybe some kind of deal with a local slaughterhouse so the streets are awash with blood between 9 pm and midnight; start selling burial plots in the front yards and have the best screaming ladies run around in long white nighties after sundown. It's a fine opportunity for small scale sustainable business! sells soul to Devil, asks for small bills
  • Kick ass link Miss A!
  • Let's see... Modern Halloween = smily jack-o-lanterns, "Halloween X-mas lights", Trick-Or-Treat-At-The-Mall, other kid-safe stuff reminiscent of a bankrupted holiday Dead body hanging from tree = Dead body hanging from tree. Does not compute.
  • I recall, as a child, someone hanging a body (fake) from a flagpole on Halloween. The police made him remove it because it was just off the highway and was causing traffic problems. It was at a time when people would still assume something like that was real.
  • That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. And no, I don't feel bad about it.
  • sad. Halloween is a stupid, stupid holiday.
  • BOO!
  • Oh Boo yourself. /Hallowscrooge
  • It's a ghoul post.