October 26, 2005
happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!
On this day in history: The Erie Canal opened (1825) And, Baby Fae received the first baboon-to-human heart transplant (1984) You share your birthday with Ralph Bakshi, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bob Hoskins and Pat Sajak! Finally, a stroll down memory lane: here's a picture of you after your first beetroot butty. Eek! Eek! Eeeeeeek!!!
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What a fine t-shirt that is, Koko. Oddly enough, I have one just like it! /happy birthday
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yeeeeeeee hawwwwwww!!! Happy B-day Kitten-Fisting-One!
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Happy monkey birthday Kitfisto!
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Happy thing.
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happy birthday you kittenfisting pervert!
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yay! happity birfday!
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Happy Birthday! woo; mine's in 3 days : )
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday, kitfisto! *HUGS*
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Happen birkthag! *hic*
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Fapfapfappy Birthday!
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meat dreads! meat dreads!
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Felicitations.
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Happy Birthday, you old pre-vert!
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Koko -- Not only have I been to the Burnet Park Zoo, I went to high school on virtually the other side of it. Have you been there or are you from the area?
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Koko, is that finger intentional in the pic?
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Happy birthday! Best wishes.
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I thought it was, that's why I drew him doing it back!
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happy birthday!!
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Yay!
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Nah, it's just some random zoo with a monkey on its sign. I don't know what you mean, I'm just pointing at kitfisto's name, for emphasis.
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HE'S NOT HERE. HE'S GETTING DRUNK RIGHT NOW, AND MAYBE HAVING HIS KNOB GOBBLED BY SOME WILLING, SEMI-ANONYMOUS BAR WENCH. ALSO, WE MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR A REALLY COOL CAPS-LOCK DAY POST LIKE THE ONE THEY HAD ON METAFILTER, FOR WHICH YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED. THERE USED TO BE DUCKS AND GEESE ON THE LAKE BY MY HOUSE BUT THEY ARE GONE NOW BCZ IT IS SO COLD ALSO NORMAN MAILER IS REALLY OLD BUT REALLY TALENTED EVEN THOUGH HE SQUINTS ALOT KTHXBYE
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'Kay, once we're done with Chy, we'll get in line for 'fisty. Form a queue, people!
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I made a beetroot butty bday cake jus 'fer you chap! Happy birthday!
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I'll pass on the fisty line, if you don't mind.
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Beetr00t is awesome in a chocolate cake. Which I would bake for the man, were he local. Happy birthday, d00d.
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Beetr00t is awesome in a chocolate cake Is that right?
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Happy Birthday, Kitt! Now where's my t-shirt, damnit? I keed! I keed!
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Now this is a surprise party: the tentacle-haired one didn't show up! Hope you're having a good one!
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You guys!!!!!! Aw thanks. I'll raise a can of cheap larger in your honour this evening (it's only 8.30am at the mo). Apart from koko, for flipping me the bird... Now where's that handgun I asked for? But seriously, fanks everyone, I'm fillin' up...
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Happy birthday!
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Prezzies received so far: Batman Begins DVD (2 disc set!) Book Tokens 3 Star Wars books £15 A nice handmade card from a colleague Woo hoo. Oh, and my car chose today for letting the water pump fail. Hopefully it will still get me home.
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Many happy returns. I shall toast you in whatever Tesco's has available for the purpose.
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Happy Birthday little dead chicken. Rest in peace with Jesus.
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flipping me the bird Emphasis, emphasis! It's a Canadian thing, trust me. Kitty says happy birthday too ... she was singing loudly this morning, so I assumed it was for you.
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Happy birthday, you stinky, stinky brit!
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Thanks for throwing us this party, everyone! I'm touched... *sniff* Now where's mah presints?
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Ah. Kitty sings for kitty. It seems soooo right. And yeah, where's mah presints???
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What, did I kill another thread? Sorry, kit. Have some Chocomel.
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hee hee! When he blows out the candles, they'll light right back up again! Ha! Ha! He won't know what's going on!! *snkkk!*
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Is it time for the birthday spankings yet? *gets paddle ready*
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Holy shit, happy birthday kitfisto!
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Happy birthday kitfisto! And happy birthday art vandal in three days! Wheee! Party! *throws paper streamers*
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(Spankings? On that extremely NSFW site that nonbinary linked, they have a little something that might do quite nicely... Now THATSA party!)
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Is that right? Really.
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Happy birthday, Kitfisto! *throws bits of confetti from office holepuncher*
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As for presents, my school's library just got rid of a metric buttload of old porn on Beta tapes... for free... so of course we had to take a whole big box of it! We found it funny that here was this whole big cache of porn that no one will ever be able to watch because we don't know anyone with a betamax machine. We're thinking of randomly mailing it to friends for Christmas. It's decorative!
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Have hangover now...
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...and wind.
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SORRY YOUR HEAD HURTS, DUDE, CAN I FRY YOU UP SOME PORK CHOPS NOW?
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You go sit over there with that panda, who's also tootin' like a tugboat. *sprays lysol*
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Happy Birthday, kitfisto! Sexy Libra Bastards Unite!
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Ahem - Scorpio!
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Can we just spool back here a minute? Your school library stocks pornographic videotapes, meredithea?
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who hell dat?
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Scorpio!
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Look out Scorpio!!
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Clint's got rubbish hair in that pic. The big girl.
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You can be a Scorpio if you want, Kitfisto, but sexy Libras are *still* going to unite! *shakes moneymaker in groovious fashion*
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I bet you're wondering whether that big girl has fired five shots, or six. Well, in all this confusion, she's not too sure herself. Maybe you'd like to make fun of her hair again? Do you feel lucky?
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In kitfisto's defense, it is kinda poofy.
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*click!* Damn.
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*sticks finger in gunbarrel, dutchboy fashion*
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*squints, grimaces* Whaddya want, it was the 70's. Everyone had big poofy hair.
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Kojak didn't.
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He did have lollipops, though.
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Big sissy.
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Can you dig it?
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No. I can't.
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That's understandable. He's a complicated man. Really, no one understands him but his woman.
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woof!
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I can, however, dig that cardy.
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Hutch looks like he slept under his desk.
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Now THAT is some poofy-ass hair. And *someone* would be wise to stay out of the wind, methinks.
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Yeah, sorry about that. *Strikes match*
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Since I was five years old, I have wanted that car badly enough to kill a man for it. And nothing says "tough law enforcer" like a cardigan with a rolled collar.
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yeah ...
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He's got the tough cardigan, and the bad hair. He's everything you want in a detective.
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All he needs is a cool vehicle, a comedy sidekick, a beautiful and spunky occasional accomplice, a grumpy boss and unusual hobby / interest.
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Ooo! Ooo! Put me down for the grumpy boss. I can do that. Hell, I'm doing it right now, according to our receptionist... *clears throat* "You're a LOOSE CANNON, Rimouski! You're OFFDA CASE!" Heh? Heh?
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NO YOU'RE OFF YOUR CASE!!!
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*Looks around* Did someone say something? *Shrugs / goes back to sleep*
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Clint's hair is brought to you by circa 1971 blow dryer. Conceptual continuity with the Dude and Clint:
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Everybody, quiet down! Kitfisto's hungover and trying to sleep it off... sssshhh... /Leaves grenade on bedroom floor, sneaks out.
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Aww... I wanted to wake him up with a good ol' SLUT paddlin'. But the grenade is probably better. Sleeping it off, full bladder...
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It's The Dude and Lightfoot!
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Or, as I like to call him, Dudefoot.
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It's like he's saying, "shit.. what was I wearing?" Or then again, this is The Dude, so he's probably admiring the shirt. I doubt he could fit into it anymore, but. Hehe
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I would stare too, if someone had a look on his face like he was being fellated. With meaning.
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Evidently he found his thousand bucks.
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Happy birthday, kitfisto.
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*waits for the firearm he requested to arrive*
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I thought a panzerfaust was some sort of marzipan-based confection. So ... don't be too excited when you get a package in the post.
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I thought a panzerfaust was a teutonic panda that had sold its soul to the devil for earthy fame and untold marzipan; the beast was worshipped by members of the fascist Mazi party who couldn't spell and tried to persecute Jaws but got eaten.
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SURPRISE!!!! er . . ah, . . who wants drinks?
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It's a marzipan petebest! Get him!
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me!
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that was for pete and the drinks, obviously. Marzipan is horrific.
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Yeah, it's not supposed to have all this bone. *continues chewing*
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mmm! I'll have a drink and a boney marzipan please
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It was my birthday today and I'll I got was the chance to go watch my favorite football team get beat.
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I'm sorry, grover96. Here's a hug from halfway across the world. *HUG* Exchangeable for one RL hug if/when we ever meet up face-to-face (^_^)
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Medusa: Glad to oblige.
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I heard that on the DVD, Kit Fisto gets a special B-Day present from Ayala.
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Let's hope. I'm buying it today!!!! *bit of wee comes out*
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This post has been EEKED!!!!!
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It's about damn time! What kind of moran puts a birthday greeting on the front page anyway??
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Heh...
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Freakin' Canucks, right?
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Or Canucktard, to give this particular example its proper name....
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duh duh duhduh duh! *thud*
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Pfft, I eeked it days ago. You were too busy with your marzipan the_bones to notice.
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Eek is the new black.
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Hey, no-one said we were quick on the uptake. Just fantastic in all other areas of our existence, is all...
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especially me
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except for koko...
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No, you made a mistake, you meant to say "especially", and you said "except for".
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Kit, this is precisely why you'll never be Mr. Koko III. Isn't that right, my dear? *makes kissy-kissy face*
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hey hey, no cuts!
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My manservants will please behave or there will be no ice cream.
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But the trip to SeaLand is still on, right?
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The otters demand it.
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You mean....
...this little fella?
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He's been wondering why you don't visit. He thinks you're embarassed of him.
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I love that little guy more than anything. It's just after that incident with the chick in the cut-off wetsuit last time, I thought I best leave it a while...
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And happy birthday here, too. We done now?
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ibid, op cit, whatnot, yadda yadda yadda, cockpunch, raises glass. Still waiting on yer STD painting...
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Many happy returns...
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Err, ummm... yeah, and that too! *adjusts belt* *cough* A toast! *unzips* Yeah, and you smell like one too! Happy bday, young'un! Perhaps you are passed out in a back alley by now. Cheers!
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Good god, do we have to do this every three years! Another birthday? Well, happy one, I guess. Call me!
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Weeeee! Thank you all. Pleggy that's a marvel! God bless you one and all. It's Cappy's soon too. What shall we do to, er I mean for him?
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I think if we Monkeys worked together, we could make a spanking machine that spans the globe!
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Monkeyfilter: a spanking machine that spans the globe And the best to the birthday boys.