October 25, 2005

Ada County Jail Arrest Reports
posted by Argh 19 years ago
  • This one could be on the clebrity lookalike FPP as Malcom McDowell in A Clockwork Orange.
  • Listen up ladies...if you have a shitty dye job, you will go to jail. Now geddouttahere.
  • Also, chicks with red hair are psycho bitches, yet chillingly alluring.
  • Creepy good fun, this!
  • z, that one could be muffpub....come to think of it, i haven't seen him around lately...
  • They can post your mugshot even before you've been convicted? That doesn't seem right.
  • So that's how you spell petit theft. Who'da thunk it?
  • Failure to appear. Surely that's a good thing...
  • Here's a happy fella -- "I'm still drunk!"
  • Why do a few of those gals appear to be nekkid in their mugshots?
  • HA HA! Let's all laugh at convicts! Maybe when YOU get arrested, we'll all laugh at YOU. As Jesus said, "when I was in prison, did you comfort me? Did you, bitch? Huh? You want some?" I hate you all.
  • But why stop there? Take a gander at the current lineup, and see what cell number they've been assigned to. How's about them Idaho death row inmates, anyone gonna poke 'der ribs?? Doesn't suit 'yer fancy? How's 'bout a fresh-squeezed Idahoan sexual offender?? Better yet, a USDA Prime certified sexual predator to whet 'yer whistle... seriously, I didn't get teh point of dis post. har har har
  • You mah bitch now, quiddy. You got a purdy mouth.
  • I think it's disgusting that the only "violent sexual offenders" they've picked up are all MEN. If you ask me, it's political correctness gone mad.
  • This is worse that the Nuremberg Trials - where they only picked on german racist mass murderers - NONE of whom were endangered rabbit species. It was environmentalism gone mad.
  • Let's discuss this back in my cell, handsome...
  • Prag!!!
  • There are fewer mullets than I'd have expected.
  • When I first saw this, I said, "Not ADA COUNTY!" That's waaaay to close for comfort. Fortunately, my picture isn't up there yet. Although I did get a speeding ticket going to work a month ago that Mr. B doesn't know about. First one in 23 years. Just another recidivist.
  • Smile!
  • That looks like weezel...
  • What's scary is how much this looks like my high school yearbook.
  • The list on some of these tells a story: DUI Driving Drug Paraphernalia Valid Operator Lic Required Injury to Child Controlled Sub Poss (Synthetic) or Violation of a No Contact Order Domestic Assualt/Battery Assault Aggravated Failure to Appear or Eluding or Fleeing Police Assault Aggravated Assault Aggraveted Theft Grand Escape of One Convicted/Charged with Felony Driving -- Reckless
  • Also, chicks with red hair are psycho bitches, yet chillingly alluring. /cries
  • Mayberry it ain't.
  • I feel bad about deriving entertainment from these, but at the same time, they're strangely compelling...
  • These Idaho mug shots just scream "red state".
  • Especially the ones that Tom Delay apparently emulated: Like her. Or him. Or this happy lady. Let a smile be your umbrella! I wonder if my local PD has this service?
  • Tell me this guy isn't a flesh-eating zombie. Okay, I'm stopping. I can stop whenever I want.
  • 1) EXCRETION OF HUMAN WASTE is a crime in Boise? If that's wrong I don't want to be right. (DROPULICH JACOB ALLEN in the middle of the page. No picture, though; that's probably for the best.) 2) Most of the women should also be charged with INAPPROPRIATE EYEBROW TWEEZERING. Wow. The Gloria Swanson look is very big this season in Boise.
  • These Idaho mug shots just scream "red state". Not true. There are poor people and drug addicts in every state. I live in San Francisco, and I used to live in New York and Boston, and all of these mugshots could easily have been taken in any of these places.
  • Touche! I lived in Oklahoma for seven years, though, and I coulda sworn I was looking at something in Ada, Oklahoma rather than Ada County, Idaho.
  • Also, chicks with red hair are psycho bitches, yet chillingly alluring. /cries You better cry. This one'll cook you flapjacks and still smack your granny with a tire iron.
  • I've always enjoyed my reputation as a chillingly alluring psycho bitch :D