October 22, 2005

Shake's insults. I have no idea what a 'pumpion' may be but it sounds foul, especially in combination with 'pottle-deep'!
posted by jeraboam 19 years ago
  • (prior art)
  • Fooey! I clicked and clicked on that thing, and it failed to issue forth with "Thou Castilian king urinal!" Best. Shakespearian. Insult. EVAR.
  • A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. /long-windedly
  • Thou fusty hell-hated nut-hook! Watch out Chyren. Next time you piss me off, I'm gonna use that on you!
  • Monkeyfilter: nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
  • Fusty hell-hated nut-hooks give me the horn.
  • Where's bees? He should be all over this like stink on a monkey.
  • Pumpion is the same as a pumpkin.
  • [Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch! Or, "little green freak" works. G'wan, get thee to a nunnery.
  • If I went to a nunnery, there'd be a lot of pregnant nuns.
  • This insulterrific scene from Troilus and Cressida contains one of my favourite ones, "idol of idiot-worshippers." That play also contains Thersites, arguably Shakespeare's most insultastic character, whose sole function is to spew bile at Greek heroes. AJAX Thou stool for a witch! THERSITES Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinego may tutor thee: thou scurvy-valiant ass! Thou art here but to thrash Trojans; and thou art bought and sold among those of any wit, like a barbarian slave. If thou use to beat me, I will begin at thy heel, and tell what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou! AJAX You dog! THERSITES You scurvy lord!
  • Peace, good tickle-brain!
  • Actually, where is beeswacky? He's been missing several days.
  • I emailed him several days ago and haven't had a reply. Sure hope all's alright there.
  • me too. I asked about him in the blog but nothin' so far.
  • Does he have a blog? I also emailed him and haven't heard anything. He did say that he felt he was taking over in the New Kids Never Grow Old thread and that maybe he should back off for a while, but I thought at the time that it just meant from that thread. I've semi convinced myself that he's off on vacation and having a wonderful time not wishing we were there. But, just in case, Shane Bees, bees! Come back, bees!!