October 22, 2005

• Whoa. She can sit on her own head.
• damn! she can sit on her own head (that bears repeating in this case)
• I am embarrassed to say this, but I would give up the house I live in for one night with that woman. What would the Olympic judges do with her?
• Those jutting ribs frighten me. So you want to be a contortionist?
• Holy crap. She could fart on her own head.
• Ian just killed all the sexy in this thread.
• Anyone catch the girl in the background losing her skirt about a third of the way into it? Hotness!
• I confess I can put the sole of my foot on my head and am working toward the fabled "ankles behind the head" scenario.
• I'm impressed. There is one thing though, when she curls her body up into that little ball with her arms and legs pointing out at seemingly impossible angles... You know that feeling you get when you see a rather large spider on the other side of the room? *shudder*
• Whoah souped up yoga! As I'm double jointed just about everywhere I have a lot of party tricks to freak out the inflexible up my sleeve. Bendy bodies are fun.
• If she could only wiggle a bag over her face...or maybe wiggle one over mine.
• OK OK I've got it. MonkeyFilter: Bendy bodies are fun!
• I thought this was going to be a post about The Wiggles... guess that's what happens when I have a 1-year old in the house.
• I had a girlfriend who was a contortionist.
• Ok, enough with that, Wolof! /seethes with envy
• Seething guys are hotttttt...
• Ohhh... /seethes doubly
• I can do that.
• Skirt falling off, hell... did anyone catch Santa Claus at the very end there, at the judges' table? So that's what he does the rest of the year, I guess...
• Whoah. That santa was definitely too much. My mind has exploded. what happened to this person's BONES??
• She has some missing, stripe. And that -- more than any other reason -- is why I am personally volunteering to put at least one more bone into her body.
• I had flashbacks to napoleon dynamite watching this
• How do I save that video to my computer?
• This reminds me of a couple of the people in Cirque du Soleil. Completely amazing.
• How do I save that video to my computer? Depends on your OS and browser. Here's a direct link.
• Windows/IE: right click goetter's link right here and hit "save target as"
• What an odd scene. Is she performing for other members of her circus troupe? Auditioning? Dress rehersal? Is any of that stuff really as exciting in bed as one might suspect, or does it actually turn out to be dull after the novelty wears off? God/Fate/the universe seems to have that sort of sense of humor.
• Basically everything in bed turns out to be dull after the novelty wears off. The secret is to find a handful of things you really like and get really, really good at them.
• Um, I can put my head behind my ankles. But I'm quite sure that nobody would want to see a video of that posted on the net.
• ankles behind my head, something like that.
• Video! Video of something like that posted on the net!
• Damn. I've been practicing yoga off and on for almost 6 years and I'm nowhere even close to that. I can still barely reach my... oh nevermind. Nice link, moneyjane. Thanks!
• Whoa. I could sit on her face.
• Plegmund, be careful what you ask for. You might just get it. nothing personal, calimehtar, just looking for teh funny She has some [bones] missing Umm, is that possible? She's awful bendy in the small of her back, but I somehow doubt her spine has a gap in it. As far as the sex goes, I think I'd just feel inadequate. That, and it'd be like doing a bag full of jelly
• your point being?
• Ouch.
• That, and it'd be like doing a bag full of jelly MMMMMMMhhhhhh.... jell-o... Oh, wait, jelly? Yuck. You sick fuck.
• Still... watching her back bend so much, makes me wince and feel like at any moment there will be a loud *CRACK* and she will collapse on the floor, a twitching jellyfish... oh crap again the jelly. Damn you Weezel!