October 19, 2005
"I Did Not Know That"...step-by-step instructions on how to do unusual things.
Inspired by the cat restraint post, I found out how to restrain a camel. Then I wondered what other instructions there are out there for odd things you had no idea there'd be instructions for.
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This is good! Then I get on my camel and ride.
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Bottle-feeding a baby tiger...did you know they need to be burped? Handy photo showing correct burping technique.
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Awww... (from the link to camelphotos.com.
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Your toad buddy blow his paycheque on delicious exotic flies, dodge rent and get evicted?
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Baby Cage.
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BabyCage.
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Have you come up a little short? How to walk on stilts , first steps.
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How to be weird.
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How to eat Balut
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Not really "step by step," but . . . how to get your vagina in shape.
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Make your own Slime and Silly Putty.
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zanshin is hereby completely banninated from bringing ANYTHING to the monkey picnic. back me up on this one, monkeybashi
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oh...and though not exactly a step by step...here's the Britney Spears guide to semiconductor physics
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Use a modified Dave Elman induction to induce hypnosis in a willing volunteer.
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/slips an egg into sexrobot's pocket
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sexrobot=sexYrobot sorry. you really should try the egg. go ahead. try it.
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*resists urge to link 'dolphin sex'*
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Trust me, Zanshin, you won't have to bring a plate. *shudders*
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How to hypnotize a chicken.
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How to give a handjob.
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There's a "choking the chicken" joke in the meeting of those two -- I just haven't found it yet.
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How to make a quill pen.
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How to DRIVE FAST on DRUGS while getting your WING-WANG SQUEEZED and not SPILL YOUR DRINK
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how to do strange things on the internet, and do them right