October 18, 2005

Google-Kai is the name of our SON. Brave new world
  • Ah. Poor kid. Like I say when acquiantances name their newborns some horrendously trendy or impractically long name: 'Next time, I'll give them a pet as a gift so they can name it as they please. The pet won't care'.
  • He can someday impregnate a woman named Lexus and have lots of little Canons and Rolexes and other Yahoos.
  • Is this what happens when people lack something to believe in? Instead of naming their sons Mohammed or Chris/Christian, they go with a popular brand name?
  • At least he could've made a few bucks if he'd gone with GoldenPalaceOnline-Kai.
  • ...a Ph.D. in search engine marketing. Should've called the kid 'Son of Spam'.
  • *hands the prize to islander*
  • Silly parents. Google is a girl's name.
  • islander gets the prize? But he hasn't beheaded all of us other monkeys yet.
  • /ooga booga's head falls to the floor.
  • that is one seriously ugly baby.
  • Google is his middle name. People have been ashamed of their middle names forever, so this is really nothing new. (His first name is Oliver).
  • In that case, his first name should be Barney.
  • after looking at the picture.... "google" somehow fits... one ugly baby!
  • They must have done it so that Kal-El Coppola wouldn't feel so bad. A noble gesture, but it probably won't work.
  • that has got. to. be. the UGLIEST baby i have. ever. seen. in my. whole. life!
  • Is that Ed Asner?
  • That baby's ugliness is proof that the terrorists have won.
  • Hey, Klinger was Lebanese too. Don't pick on him! He looks like a little old man in a baby's body. He can't possibly be only one month old, surely.
  • Google Kai is adorable, you fucking haters. ALthough it goes without saying that he's gonna receive some mighty asskickings.