October 17, 2005

• You entered: dfjhfgjghkghjkghrr5yrtsd There are 23 letters in your name. Those 23 letters total to 124 There are vowels and 23 consonants in your name. Your number is: 7 The characteristics of #7 are: Analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious, meditating.
• Mr. dfjhfgjghkghjkghrr from the planet 5yrtsd is now enlightened about his inner self.
• Lieutenant Penis B. Dweeberson There are 26 letters in your name. Those 26 letters total to 116 There are 11 vowels and 15 consonants in your name. Your number is: 8 The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals.
• Hmmm, Penis is an 8. Well, stab me with a broom and call me Percy!
• Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. Me and Nelly, bitches, me and Nelly. Booya!
• Interesting...I entered my real birth name, then 6 subsequent legal names or aliases, and the first one hit it while the others were pretty off.
• Yes, I was surprised by the pleasant yet bland universal statements that came out when I put my name in. It's almost like they're telling me what I want to hear. I work well with others, yet can lead and inspire. I am sensitive to others too. I dream of being creative. So, you lazy bunch of trogs, pull your fingers out and lets make this the best freakin website in the intarwebs! That means YOU, stinky! Right, I'm off to do some cross-stitching.
• So does getting married change your personality? QUIET IN THE CHEAP SEATS Married name: Your number is: 6 The characteristics of #6 are: Responsibility, protection, nurturing, community, balance, sympathy. Maiden name: Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth.
• I studied numerology, several systems, for about 10 years and my conclusion is: it's a load of bollocks.
• Wow - 10 years for a finding of bollocks? No need to be hasty, eh? Eh?
• Monkeyfilter: surprised by the pleasant yet bland universal statements.
• No need to be hasty, eh? Or perhaps we might commend his honesty in dumping on something he had such a personal investment in. This is not always easy.
• Wait a minute - I thought you told me that your conclusion was that 4 Day math transcends 1 Day God?
• Dear Mr God Sir, May I Also Be a God 4 F44our days? I remain respectfully, etc.
• Dear Wolof, Thank you for your letter of this date to God. Unfortunately, God was "educated stupid" and is thus unable to process your request at this time. He has, however, asked me to pass on the following advice: (a) please invade Iran next; and (b) do not wear garments of mixed fabric. I remain, sir, your humble servant and Heavenly secretary,
• Dear Sec of God usw, Could you possibly just fill me in on what cynnbad's been on about lately? I remain etc.
• Chyren " I studied numerology, several systems, for about 10 years and my conclusion is: it's a load of bollocks." I commend your dedication to research. (Respectful bow, with flourish). .. er .. Several systems? Duuude!
• "Your number is: 11 The characteristics of #11 are: High spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealist, a dreamer." Yeah, that's me!
• "Several systems?" I was heavily into the Qabala at the time. If you want to suss out how something works, you need to go all the way. I started out as the kind of person who believes in these sorts of things and became skeptical as I went along. It's not all nonsense, of course. I still read the Tarot; it's a symbol system that ties into the mind, I think, perhaps it is psychological or works on some level that we don't yet understand - the symbols are universal. Things like numerology and astrology are horseshit, though. You research them to their origins and discover the flaws and errors, then see how practitioners have altered the systems over the years to accomodate this, and you realise it is self-fulfilling fantasy. Understand that in the early 80s I had no access to a research tool as valuable as the internet, and gathering the books I needed, plus learning the stuff, took a long time. I certainly wasn't waving an athame and prancing around in some farmer's paddock with a hard-on, or anything.
• Much to my chagrin.
• 54-46 was my number Characteristics: stuck-up, up in the air, suspicious of police, not a fool, innocent.
• Hmmm.. apparently I won the 60GB iPod.
• See what the power of Qabala can do! Oh ye of little faith!
• I still read the Tarot Duuuuuuuude. e raised to the power of the product of i and pi equals -1! that's all you need to know!
• Your comments are interesting Chyren. Also went the Qabala route for a while, and still read the Tarot occasionally. Agree that Tarot ties into the mind. Perhaps a tap into Jung's 'Universal Unconscious'? The imagery/symbolism is quite powerful. Speculate an earlier times psychiatric/psychological tool? Depending on location/weather, methinks prancing around waving an athame (at full moon?) more likely to lead to member retiring in short order - particularly if said prancing is in farmer's paddock! Adding this, I'm told a healthy scepticism coupled with an open mind are the marks of a high functioning intellect. Hmm .. Reviewing self, this is moot! heh
• Your number is: 6 The characteristics of #6 are: Responsibility, protection, nurturing, community, balance, sympathy. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. Either this is shit or I have the wrong name.
• Your Soul Urge number is ... [Intro chords] YEAH BABY! WOO-OOH! Got a SOUL URGE baby - an urge for you! Babe, I wanna urge on you an' you do too! Got a SOUL URGE baby - surgin' hot and cold - If you really want it I'll surge up your soul! GUIT-AR! *beedly beedly be beep dooby wang do-frow peep-beely-WEEEEEEEEEEE!* [DRUM SOLO]
• Man, these spandex pants are TOO DAMN TIGHT.
• Rocket: Mine was so totally wrong x6, also. Maybe we're twins at birth and seperated with the wrong name tags? Or this is just shit. MonkeyFilter: It's a load of bollocks. Nice tagline, InsolentChimp. You do us proud. I certainly wasn't waving an athame and prancing around in some farmer's paddock with a hard-on, or anything. Well, Chyren, if that WASN'T you I prodded in the arse with a pitchfork, it sure was your double!
• An Inner Dream number of 8 means: You dream of success in the business or political world, of power and control of large material endeavors. You crave authority and recognition of executive skills. Your secret self may have very strong desire to become an entrepreneur. MuwhAHAhAhAAAA! Crush them like bugs!! Ah HAHahahahAaaaa! eh ehh . . *snif*. Okay, back to the mill.
• An Inner Dream number *INTRO PIANO* Oooooh, Inner dream! You make me scream - I want so much that it seeeeems That I'm uncleeeean! Oh - Inner dream! I want to be inside of you. I want to wake up inside of yooooouuu - [CLASSICAL GUITAR SOLO]
• I tells ya, this link is exactly as interesting as 80s big-hair rock.
• *swings guitar around neck, hits self in crotch* Mama!
• DUUUUUUDE, that high falsetto is EXACTLY what we need on our third single - "expression or destiny".
• "Speculate an earlier times psychiatric/psychological tool?" Yes, I would say that is quite on the money.
• A midget Tarot reader once escaped from prison and the next day the headlines read: "Small medium at large".
• *shrieks, runs*
• I'm told a healthy scepticism coupled with an open mind are the marks of a high functioning intellect. Well, that's what they tell me. And if someone tells me something, why should I question it?
• I think the most salient information was that I could "boil 4.91 US ounces of water" with my birthday candles.
• The quidnunc kid .. Oh pulleeease - 'Duuuuude' is always breathed (heavily) basso profundo. Falsetto is soooo like, yesterday! Musical accompaniment: slap base (fretless of course). Must wear item with spandex: Vinyl 6inch stack-heel platform boots . Thigh-high and black, with strategically placed red rosettes).
• tqk .. ESPECIALLY basso profundo if hitting crotch with guitar. Retain the mystique of big hairmachismo at all costs.
• Effluent and offal! I hate this thrice times accursed keyboard.