October 13, 2005

K+K Mimes
Go to the merchandise page and check out the trailers.
  • Especially here, starting at 1:00.
  • I don't get it. What are we supposed to check out? How low-res the video was?
  • Inspiring. It made me want to convert... to Islam. This totally reminded me of the "Happy Hands" scene in Napoleon Dynamite.
  • I hate these guys.
  • I'd like to say the theological implications are staggering, but they're really not. No staggers whatsoever. Not really even a metaphysically stubbed toe.
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  • That freakin' scared me out of my shoes! I know the flavor my nightmares will take on tonight...
  • Noooooooooo! Nooo! No mimes. It was going to be a rule! Or a law. "Entire world to be cleansed of mimes." Scary fucking silent mimes. Pain in the ass mimes. I know. I'll take the drug now.