February 16, 2004

• Movie Site Summarizes Succinctly. Good find!
• [a quad laser banana]
• Pop Tarts for Tracicle.
• review equals opinion, not summary. (That'd be alot wittier if I could figure how to parse it to four words.)
• English-language film haiku.
• review: opinion, not summary?
• I was replying to Keith Talent, obviously, before goetter got in the way.
• Damn you and your fancy colons. Good one.
• "Use the force, Luke!"
• All purpose review: "This film's fucking shit." Especially relevant to the Matrix sequels. "Neverending story + crying." - Return of the King "Lies show the truth" - Rashomon "Sloth Love Chunk" - Goonies "The retarded are funny" - Rain Man
• "The horror, the horror."
• "Rebel against?" "What got?"
• Across the courtyard
• "The gimp is Kayzer." "Darth is his father." "It's really a chick."
• Behind it all
• Red lantern raised much?
• White doves, explosions, slo-mo.
• Nicholson plays himself, again
• Adam Sandler, what gives?
• Sex with cats unadvisable.
• Fun find tracicle - Arse monkey steals film! - Bruce Almighty Icy Dead People - Titanic
• Wolof - Goldfinger?
• Cat People. And I don't mean the god-awful Schrader remake.
• River is teen ninja.
• Where is the spoon?
• Debbie did Dallas, dawg