I particularly like the logic in 'Evolution', and convolutedness of 'Homosexuality'.
Dear Jesus, I know I am a sinner and cannot save myself. I believe that you are the only son of God. You died on a cross and gave your precious blood so that I could be saved. I am willing to turn away from my sins. Jesus, right now, I invite you to come into my heart and life and be my personal savior. Wash my dirty sins away with the blood you poured out when you died for me on that cross. Thank you, Jesus, for saving my soul. Since you died for me, I will live for you!
*** you have been SAVED ***
In this game you scored 100 out of possible 100 points!
Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move or QUIT?
You are in a room. You are doubting the resurrection. There are some DISCIPLES. There are two DOORS. The DOORS are locked. Jesus APPEARS. He has HANDS.
>reach out to hands
You can touch his HANDS.
> accept jesus
You have SEEN jesus and believed. You are not BLESSED. BLESSED are those that have not seen him and believed.
You scored a total 15 points out of a possible 40 points.
It is THE BEGINNING.
> create heaven
You have created HEAVEN.
> create earth
You have created EARTH. The EARTH is formless. DARKNESS is over the face of THE DEEP. Your SPIRIT is hovering over THE WATERS.
> let there be badgers
You cannot create BADGERS yet. DARKNESS is still over the face of THE DEEP.
> let there be light
There is LIGHT. You can see that the LIGHT is good. There is still DARKNESS
> seperate light and darkness
You shall call the light DAY. You shall call the darkness NIGHT. There is an EVENING. Then there is a MORNING. This is the SECOND DAY. You can see THE WATERS, over which your SPIRIT is hovering.
You cannot create BADGERS yet. They would get wet. You can see DAY and THE WATERS.
> make expanse
Tim has been an accomplished ventriloquist since the age of nine and uses this talent to reach tender hearted children with the good news of the gospel for about ten minutes in each service.
Throughout the country thousands are being saved, reclaimed, filled with the Spirit, healed, delivered and set on fire for God at Tim's meetings.
You are in the GARDEN OF EDEN. You can see an APPLE TREE. This is PARADISE.
> walk toward tree
SNAKE. It's a SNAKE. Oooooh, it's a SNAKE.
> get apple
You can't see any such thing.
> x tree
Just your average Tree of Good and Evil. As you look at the tree, you recall the words: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
Hanging from a low branch of the tree you see an apple.
The serpent slithers around subtly.
> talk to serpent
(about the apple)
The serpent says: Ye shall not surely die.
You pluck the apple.
You score goes down ∞ points.
Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket.
Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest.
Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
-- Woody Allen