October 01, 2004

Google? Anyone having difficulty accessing Google?
  • Yeah, it was taking forever to load. I just closed and reopened mozilla, and it worked fine.
  • Sorry about that. Disregard please.
  • It's okay, I was having trouble also, and wondered what the deal was.
  • nice thread, nips. /rolls eyes
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  • I love this thread. It has everything.
  • Wow. Its starting to get downright mefi in here.
  • This is probably very bad news for John Kerry.
  • I, for one, welcome our new John Kerry overlord.
  • Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't load google! Help me! I'm scared!! nippurr, you may not post another FPP until 25th March 2005. I hace spokain.
  • lux √¶terna hic luceat.
  • someone set us up the bomb
  • what you say! *couldn't help myself*
  • oh gnos! google's on fire!
  • Wait, I think I've seen the guy in that photo before.
  • God just unleashed another hurricane on Florida. And baby Jesus? Crying. Happy now?
  • Just talkin' 'bout Shaft!
  • Ya know, I heard that he's a bad mutha.
  • Shut yo mouf!
  • He's a complicated man.
  • One person wants to know where his sock is. Another wants to know why he can't get on google. I like that Monkeyfilter is a place where we can all share our problems and help each other solve them. I have not ejaculated within 100 feet of a female in 19 months. Anyone able to advise?
  • Camouflage
  • Well, you need to work on your distance, obviously (I'm going to assume that you're fine for accuracy). There are certain prostate health-related supplements that can help with this. Or you could just fire away from the top of a really tall building.
  • "I have not ejaculated within 100 feet of a female in 19 months. Anyone able to advise?" Yes. Try to get closer to them before you start wanking.
  • I have not ejaculated within 100 feet of a female in 19 months. Anyone able to advise? 100 feet of a female? You mean you go into their shoe closets and masturbate? You disgusting little vermin!
  • ...within 100 feet of a female... A female of which species? I've heard that sheep can be quite accomodating.
  • Beware of neighbours with telephoto lenses though. We (meaning, the local area I grew up in) had one of those, ended up in court. Problem was, the judge couldn't look at the photos without bursting into uncontrollable laughter. Case dismissed.
  • Actually, google seems to be working just fine.
  • People in China have no problem accessing Google.