August 30, 2004

• I'm pretty sure this is a self-link which I think is prohibited in the FAQs, but I can't find the FAQs. FaceMan, maybe you want to simply start a discussion on this topic via a Curious George post, without a link to your own blog?
• You are so banned!
• give him a break, he's been depressed ever since the A-Team broke up.
• Is this a troll, given that this same post was posted five times, and it's a self-link?
• Okay, let's NOT post this over and over...
• Faceman likes to talk about Faceman.
• Not enough! Post this thirty more times! That would R0Xor!
• metaphilter spam. kill them all and nuke his account.
• I'll quote Dick Cheney here: Faceman, go f**k yourself.
• I'd say 50/50 it's a troll. The guy writes like a delabor.
• Name: FaceMan User type: Default User ID: 1771 User since: August 28, 2004 Last visit: 03:44AM on August 30 E-mail: [email protected] AIM: To inform via my perspective. classic.
• Faceman is SO afraid to face the liberal element in this place. I think I doubt he come here to self-link but to rid himself of spite and stink. Like a wolverine that will make everything in a camp smell of wolverine.
• there is only one true face-man!
• I just realized that there are 3 different links here. Well, about as different as 3 different AP articles about the same thing... but still - slight improvement. Your posts to links ratio just decreased considerably.
• Oooh.. Monkey-Bashi is not going to like this.. I'll bring the cement if someone wants to bring tar, feathers and rope.. And I thought my first front page post was bad..
• I have three words for FaceMan: 100-TON. HAMMER™. Unless that's two words....
• Heh! Dear Alnedra, always a class act.
• Isn't that four words? Unless you're saying "hundred" instead of "one hundred," in which case it's three. Self-MoFi-Link: I just went crazy and did stats for the daisy_may thread.
• I want to crush FaceMan, see him driven before me, and hear the lamentations of his women.
• I think you overestimate Faceman by assuming women, the_bone.
• The grammarical errors/style on his Faceman-profile is reminescent of the (?)undeparted DaisyM, bone. Not sure if DaisyM was a woman. Not sure Faceman isn't. But some similarities in writing. Just sayin'.
• Great people! Now you've done it! I can't decide which one to comment on!;)
• My native language has six hundred different words for One Hundred-Ton Hammer®. Each, nevertheless, is a single word, an atom of meaning unto itself.
• I'm thinkin' he's either the J&H Productions guy, or Michael Bangura. ok, so I just wanted to post some funny links...
• P.S. Bashi, plz change my login to goette®. P.P.S. Unless I can get goettse©x.
• I miss Cock.
• I,I "harrangue's"
• Is this where they're having 4-H signups?
• Fuckhead alert.
• FaceMan Whines About the World isn't interesting enough for one FPP link. Or hell, even one link appended as a comment to something worthwhile. I'm feeling generous tonight. You might be interesting enough for about a quarter of a link. Can't do a quarter of a link? Well then, I guess all of this will just have to be deleted and you'll be banned. Too bad. Buh-bye. *wanders away, singing* So go tell it to the judge 'Cause I don't care. You'd look cooler If you wore a Frigidaire. Get lost, eat shit, Drop dead, go screw. We're in big trouble, baby, And the trouble is you. Fuck you. (Sometimes Dean and the Weenies is just so appropriate.)
• This one's a keeper.
• *clicks out of sheer perversity, reads "faceman's harangue's", attempts to unclick, curse's teh fsckman*
• I'm curious: does FaceMan not speak English natively, or are his horrendous mistakes a charming affectation? P.S. when do we start stabbing commies? I bin itchin' for a gashin'.
• Yon Man o' the Face is a dundering coof. May his personal appurtenances malfunction until they fall off.
• Hangin's too good for 'im. Burnin's too good for 'im. He should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive!
• And then hanged!
• Twice!
• Monkeybashi, monkeybashi, why hast thou forsaken us?
• why hast thou forsaken us? Husband away? Toddler? I'd nick off to Mum's for a yack and a good hot feed.
• Surprisingly enough, I missed the whole "cock" episode (geez, that sounds bad!). I know there was a ban and some deletions involved, but what exactly did he/she/it do?
• I was asleep (it being "overnight" here, when I flick off the computer and hang upside-down in my cave which stinks of ammonia and bat-farts), but I believe it involved repeated posting of goatse to the front page. Sort of witty, I suppose!
• oh fuck it all. don't we have enough of a hassle just keeping the turkmenbashi and daisy_mae threads alive? for the love of god delete this, tracicle, before it goes any further. (and if we can track down facemans home address, would you be so kind as to send a monkey hit squad over to kneecap him and confiscate his cable modem?)
• What a fuckhead. Bannination, please, O Glorious Monkeybashi. Let's chase this prick with pitchforks and torches.
• beeswacky: The grammarical errors/style on his Faceman-profile is reminescent of the (?)undeparted DaisyM, bone. If my nemesis is back, I'll have no choice but to attack Her in a manner approved by "bees;" I'll write a poem about that sleaze! oh, and I'm gonna start calling the perpetrator of these threads "AssFaceMan." Is there any way we can get tracicle to change the name in his profile when she drops the Banhammer?
• I think the absolute funniest part about this whole incident, is that this first post ends in "Faceman" while the next 6 end in "Faceman's." So he had it grammatically correct, and then ruined it afterward. Oh yea, and the new posts force me to scroll down to see all the FaceMan posts, can we please add three or four FaceMan posts so they once again take their rightful place at the top of MonkeyFilter. Forgive the rant, I am awfully sick, and my fever is making me delirious.
• Anybody who includes a link to "Bulk Email Marketing" on their blog is OKAY BY ME!!!!!
• Someone just spammed his comments.
• Whoever wrote "Badger badger badger snake!" wins some sort of wonderful prize.
• A WINNER IS ME!!1!!
• Well, at least his hit counter's going up.
• I loved you on the A-Team.
• oh man I already made two A-Team jokes in this thread. But since you got me started again... Perhaps faceMan has been framed for a post he did not commit, and prompty escaped to the Los Angeles underground... And if you need an ungrammatical rant, and no one else can help, maybe you can hire him...
• I pity da fool!
• tracicle's deleted all of the threads... except for this one. Is this an experiment in humilation? If so, sign me up!
• You get a day to thrash this thread to death, then I'm deleting it for eternity. Have fun! And yes, the user is banned. What a 'tard. Sorry it took me so long to get sorted, I've been fighting for time and computer access the last couple of days.
• *waves to the_bone*
• Tracy: You da man! Well, your two X chromosomes notwithstanding.
• Allright, who ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while Hiiiiiiigh . . the_bone, I'm looking in your directionnnnnn . . .
• TaglineFilter! Monkeyfilter: you are so banned! Monkeyfilter: and I thought my first front page post was bad... Monkeyfilter: like a wolverine that will make everything in a camp smell of wolverine Monkeyfilter: I missed the whole cock episode Monkeyfilter: You get a day to thrash this thread to death
• I'm so tempted right now to make a random tagline generator. ...dammit!
• years from now, web-chaeologists will wonder what the hell with the bucket o' cockage on this losers comments section
• bleh, insert 'was' between 'hell' and 'with'
• "What is with the self absorption within people. Everyone is so egocentric. Like the Enron case, which I think is where that CEO guy gave his wife a birthday party in excess of $2 million. Maybe it wasn't Enron, but if not then a company like that. (emphasis mine, of course)" HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA!
• Check this out... WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
• Oh man, Wedge, that was just gross.
• Jesus Christ. WEDGE'S LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE! AHHH! MY EYES! Not quite goatse-territory, but close.
• Post his IP address! *hefts cluebat*
• Re: Wedge's link: That would have been better done in FaceMan's blog in an otherwise innoucuous comment a few months from now when it wouldn't have been suspected.
• you've got to keep this one, surely, tracicle?
• >>>If my nemess is back I have no choice but to attack...<<< Banana huge glass of cockpunch for the_bone!
• Post his IP address! 127.0.0.1 ;)
• Out of curiosity, after actually following the link: the guy can't speak English as a first language, can he? And, uh, dare I say nice spamming, monkeys? /opine
• Out of curiosity, after actually following the link: the guy can't speak English as a first language, can he? He's probably an Aussie...
• ...or did you mean Faceman, rodgerd? ;)
• The Opines were an Irish clan which had the misfortune of losing their time-worn apostrophe.
• Beeswacky: huge glass of cockpunch for the_bone! A Malediction: Forbidding Scorning My verse is not as elegant as yours. That little scrap of doggerel refers To Daisy_May, the nemesis in question. I apologize for any misperception. My adoration in this thread Is never wishy-washy, For the one whose name is said To be "beeswackybashi!"
• Oh, how kindly put! bone, I really hope you do write more verse. Who knows? Maybe they can have some utility as troll-repellant? Only weapon I could think to wield, and -- in the light of hindsight -- really rather comic. I like this place we all co-habit, but it is strangely like and unlike striking up acquaintance in other realms, and I find it unpredictable and exotic. Part of its charm, of course. Like monkeys.
• I missed the whole "cock" episode He was not a gentil cock.
• the nemesis in question. No one move a muscle as the dead come home.
• On dial-up, the "comments" section in AssFaceMan's blog takes longer to load than the "turkmenbashi" thread! I fucking love poetry, but gave up writing it when I realized I would never be as good as Rilke (same thing with writing songs; I drifted into more formal composition because I always ended up hating the lyrics I wrote). I'm getting over that set of ridiculous expectations now. The idea of "verse as troll repellant" is wonderful and strange; you may be on to something there! It would certainly be less abrasive than the interactions I've had with trolls in the past.
• Hmm. Maybe i'll try my hand at this "poetry":

  There once was a man from Nantucket...

• I work strictly in haiku; not that any of you would notice. *sob* Regarding FaceMan: perhaps we should go further? Atomic Wedgie!
• To wit: a wedgie goes "atomic" when waistband is raised over head.
• FaceMan: less dashing Than Benedict's persona. He's more like Murdoch.
• Hey Wedge! There once was a man from Nantucket Who placed his cock into a bucket; He asked his wife how to mend The pail's hole in one end; To which she replied, "Oh, just ....!"
• I'm so tempted right now to make a random tagline generator. MonkeyFilter: Because my pants don't fit you, that's why. MonkeyFilter: Nanoseconds of Pug-infused bliss. MonkeyFilter: Winky-Wanky Buttercup Nipples. See? You already have a random tagline generator. At the time of this writing, you have 1717 of them.
• *sings* Jesus is the jockstrap of my conscience! He cradles all my morals in his heart He provides the firm support For the values I've been taught He's the moral fabric that protects my private parts!
• oh, quid, I so hoped you'd rise to your own implicit challenge, and you have - masterfully! The boy band's first single? (I was going to make a Creed joke here, but haven't the stomache for it). Great tune though.
• I'd like to congratulate all who took part in the spamming, btw. Good work, people. We've got us a cottage industry here.
• He removed the comments spamming. Touché, I guess. Now there's no point in going to have a look see. Unless...
• I love you people so very much.
• middleclasstool: I was going to write that, beaten again!