Some kind soul post the second link to AskMefi for the folks with the cat. I don't have an account, or a job, and I'm cheap, and I'm still pissed that languagehat voted me off the ship eons ago when they were only accepting memberships via approval from existing members. So there.
We bow to our feline overlords . This will entertain your cat--guaranteed he'll fall off the couch laughing! Or you could try wearing him down. Posted in response to this question because the poor shmuck can't be the only one out there with a furry fiend. (Help! Right NOW I'm being attacked by an orange hair-hacking monster!)