July 23, 2004

The W is for Wanton Words that will never be used to describe this playing card deck of vintage George W. Bush erotica: "hauntingly beautiful."

April 06, 2004

Marshmallow Peeps It all started at lunch one day when Peter said he hated marshmallow peeps......

March 16, 2004

Pathetic Geek Stories Ever wonder what your most pathetic geek story from jr. high/high school would look like in cartoon form? Now ya do.

March 10, 2004

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February 25, 2004

Top 100 Sports Moments on Some fun memories from hilarious episodes, here, although I'm not exactly sure how Miss Vicki's tap dancing class (#85) is considered a sport. Tappa-tappa-tappa.

February 19, 2004

Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord...

February 17, 2004

Bob and Doug McKenzie discuss the pros and cons of Leap Day Bob: You're tuquing my underpants. Doug: Am not.

January 16, 2004

ZIP Code Fun! Start typing a ZIP code, and as soon as you type even one number, it will highlight the area of the country that has that code, so when you type just "9" it highlights the whole West Coast. Type another number and that area jumps to a smaller area that has those two numbers at its beginning. [via Idle Type]

January 14, 2004

Children Speak from the Heart A group of eight graders wrote "get well" letters to their heart attack-stricken English teacher. I don't know what was more likely to kill him -- their sentiments or their spelling and grammar. No Child Left Behind Indeed.

January 08, 2004

Sabrina Happy; Me Scared The disturbing big-eye, small-mouth style of Japanese anime is a lifestyle choice for Sabrina Happy, a webcam "girl" who spends an awful lot of time tucking and smoothing during each live costume change.

January 06, 2004

Channel 8 put a wiener on tv. There was a chill in the air in the Dallas Cowboys locker room earlier this season after the loss in New England, as evidenced by this Dallas TV station WFAA.

December 30, 2003

Not yet a woman, almost a man. Asymetry allows Britney to continue evoking this fantasy, even as she claims she's not a virgin, just a whore.