August 13, 2005

Saturday mornings at my house and your house, and your house, and your house. . . American kids TV listings for the 60s, 70s & 80s. Through this, I found ARK II, my most favorite TV show EVAR and that led me here, which is the source for all the theme songs you might ever want or need, including the truly wonderful theme song to my second favorite Saturday morning cartoon. more inside

June 30, 2005

Curious Ugly Legs George: Monkey girls please help! I'm going to a party, a big fancy party that I am driving all day to get to. I have a dress to wear that is adorable, my hair is okay, but my legs are a mess. more inside

June 02, 2005

It's cold & rainy: let's all take a personality defect quiz! After chasing this around the blogosphere for a while, I decided to take it myself, and it was, I am sorry to say, terribly accurate. I am a Starving Artist: full description inside. more inside

May 26, 2005

Stray Dog Saves Abandoned Baby. Newsfilter, I know, but wtf - it's a modern day Romulus or Remus. The dog carried the baby across the street, put her with its own puppies, and cared for her for two days. I hope someone takes the child - AND the dog - home.

May 06, 2005

Mascots who give me the creeps. Check out the picture on the right. Is it just me, or is this the stuff of nightmares?

May 04, 2005

A local Onion clone - but funny! This newspaper from my fair city has been publishing erratically in print for a couple years and it's really pretty good. They seem to actually be updating their website now (huzzah!) so you monkeys can share the giggles. They also seem to have a blog (but then, who doesn't?) which I haven't really read carefully yet but hey! It's Wednesday! Read & giggle! Or chortle. Or smile sadly.

April 30, 2005

Digital Camera Woes Finally, finally I got my Ebay camera in the mail! Hurray! My very first digital camera! But wait, it is used, and has no user guide, no handy dandy quick reference, no cables, no nothing. Help? (more of course inside) more inside

April 12, 2005

Pictures from Asheville The small but significant Asheville mefi/mofi meetup pictures can be found via this thread. Don't miss my shoutout to about 1/8 of the people I would have shouted out to if I hadn't then had like 47 more beers.

April 07, 2005

Curious, George: What do you wear to a rave? Especially, what should a 13 year old boy wear to a school sponsored (granted, super cool hippie school) all night dance party "rave"? more inside

April 01, 2005

Frank Perdue, the chicken man, died today. We will all miss him, I'm sure. At least, for the jokes. I remember a really funny sound clip of Frank Perdue from the early days of teh intarwebs, but now I can't find it, sigh. A strange guy, the chicken man.

March 25, 2005

Come to Asheville, Meet Mefi/Mofi types. Moonbird & I have planned an Asheville meetup - Friday, April 8, 5ish, at the Flying Frog Cafe. Even if you don't live here you should come for this. SEE the mountains! DRINK the beer from one of our many fine microbrewerys! LISTEN to the bluegrass! And spend a few hours drinking & talking with the WNC mefi/mofi contingent. Y'all better post or we'll get appalachian on your ass. ;-) See you there!

February 27, 2005

My next car. Appropriately armed. Scroll down to see it in action. And I am really hoping that crazy mohawk boy comes with it. Is it not wonderful? It's even better than this old one which I have long coveted.

February 17, 2005

To Bell the Cat? Curious George for cat owning monkeys - help! Remember the rat? This morning it was a bird, quite alive, pretty large, caught & carried inside somehow in the 10 minutes between my opening the pet door for the day and getting dressed. Has anyone ever put a bell on their cat? Did it work? I'm worried that he might hang himself, and I remember a cat we had when I was a kid who would just lose his collar every day until we gave up. Hints, suggestions, commiserations, thoughts?

February 12, 2005

Mama, What's a Mashee? Mashees. . . downtown Asheville is full of them. Here's a place to meet some of our finest. Be sure to check this out for sheer weirdness. (warning: video, immediate noise) disclaimer: Not a self link; I don't know exactly who puts this site together offhand but I am pretty sure I've gotten drunk with them a couple times. more inside

January 22, 2005

Gruesome Rat Encounter Freaked Out and Horrified George: There was a RAT in my dining room when I got home last night. The cats had it cornered and were playing with it. The whole thing was beyond horrible and I ended up sweeping it out the front door with a broom, so it seems to be gone, but now I'm all freaked out and don't know what to do next. I must add that I am severely phobic about rodents. (+) more inside

December 23, 2004

Priorities, George? How to Spend the Money? In a purely hypothetical question, ahem, suppose you are a monkey with perennial money problems and you've just gotten an unexpected year end bonus? Which of the following options should/would you take in getting rid of this excess cash?(MI) more inside

December 08, 2004

Christmas is coming and everybody needs one of these. more inside

November 17, 2004

Are these standard? Curious, George: Car warning dashboard symbols, anyone? I've been googling and I can't find a list of symbols for all cars - in particular, for a 98 Saturn. Do all cars use the same symbols, or not? This is of rather pressing interest, since two wiggly, incomprehensible symbols lit up on my way home tonight - just as I was almost in my driveway - and I'm wondering what to do next. more inside