In "Curious George: What the hey?"

Still?

I have nothing to add here. I'll keep trying to think of something.

In "Because why not?"

I am ok with change, as long as I can still find the post about Indian toilets.

In "Click here to see the story and photo."

Hey guys! What's happening? Ah, masturbation. I see.

In "Curious George: What the hey?"

From mothninja's article: "The programme aims to eradicate the practice of open defecation, which is common in rural and poor urban areas of India." Just... poopin' out in the woods, eh? I did that once. It was calm and refreshing. The "obvious answer" the teacher was looking for must be related to woods pooping. The children go where the mother goes, and the mother would rather stick to "traditional woodsy poopie time" than the new practice of cleaning the men's AND the women's bathrooms. Are there threads that have gone longer than this? Surely not.

In "MoFi is back...with my heartfelt apologies."

For a second there, I thought the Indian Toilet thread was lost forever. Whew.

In "Shutter-happy monkey"

Poor cropping. Dull. Lifeless. It's amazing how many people claim to be "pro" primate photographers these days.

In "I'm calling out homunculus"

Pop Tarts remind me of hookers. And Warhol.

In "Meat Glue"

You glue me a fist full of shrimp onto a ribeye, we can talk.

In "Curious George: What the hey?"

You'd think I would use my magical time machine to stamp out the plague or something. You know, stash the recipe for Purell in the glove box or something. I'd be an effing HERO. You'd be wrong. I'd use it to go back and torture the teacher until he talks. No one ever said I used resources wisely.

In "Curious, George: Old blog of superhero battle back-&-forth."

"Did someone say membership?" gives a stiff uppercut to this slightly aged thread ↑↑ with two arrows, even!

In "Curious George: What the hey?"

I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stop wondering.

In "Imagine if ads in the US were like this."

Things like "Your sinful flow" or "Eve's Punishment Discharge" are ok. Anything that alludes to it being anything but natural. Blue liquid for demonstration purposes only, please. Ahmerrikka! Vatt a coontry!

I don't think we have to worry about ads like this in the US for some time. Here, Tampax ads get banned if they use the word "period". Oh, apocalypse, when shall we cross over from pre to post?

In "Curious George: What the hey?"

If I'd known there would be such revelry, I would have flushed myself out sooner.

Coming up on four years, nary an answer.

In "Travis, a 14 year-old 200-pound pet chimpanzee, rips the face off of a 55 year-old woman."

It's a good thing the lady didn't give chimpy some marijuana. He could have killed hundreds.

In "Curious George: What the hey?"

JOIN ME IN THE TOILET ZOMBIE THREAD RESURRECTION MOVEMENT. DRAINSSssssssssss

In "Curious George: not a nymphomaniac but a compulsive liar."

jb, sure, a bad makeover in this age of reality show duckling-to-swan-trainwrecks-into-beauty-queen-ish, but for those days... very hot. Jelly shoes, leg warmers, hypercolor, swatches WITH swatch guards... horrendous and awesome as it all was... it was transparent at the time. (At least for me. RAWR.) I still wake up in cold sweats at 3 am wondering what that naked blond was doing with that salami.

In "<b>Curious George:</b> A very Good Year?"

Dear Underpants Monster, I'm in love with your story, and am presently making love to it. If this forbidden love spawns fruit, I declare you shall be first to choose from the litter. Love, my soul.

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