Lazertits! Because you always need to see nekkid ladies with lasers coming out of their boobs! Fluff for a Friday night.

Happy Fourth of July!

Chicago Gang Cards from the 1970s & early 1980s. Who wants to design one for the Mofi gang?

Bill Melendez has died at 91. more inside

Africa is giving nothing to anyone--apart from AIDS. Discuss.

How much do you love your local public transportation? Not as much as these kids, I'm betting! This made my day.

Curious George Audible: Is there a reason that headphone earpieces are designated "left" and "right?" more inside

Would you want the job of VP? 97 senators were asked by "The Hill" staff if they would accept the offer of Vice-President. more inside

"Straight Outta Compton" reverse edit! Every single word absolutely NSFW, but damn funny! At least, I thought so--then again, I'm pretty punchy after a long work week.

Curious George: Irrational Fears. I was discussing irrational fears today with a friend. She mentioned that she has an irrational fear of holding a newborn baby and accidentally pushing her fingers right through into its head, since she knows the skull is still relatively soft. I admitted that I have an fear that anyone coming towards me on a bicycle is going to deliberately swerve into me and hit me, so I tend to freak out silently in such situations. So now I'm curious, Monkeys o' Mine, what are your irrational fears?

R.I.P. Oscar Peterson

Cooties PSA. I thought this was amusing, having been obsessed with not catching boy cooties in the 4th grade. But I'd never heard the cooties innoculation chant until today! We just used invisible cootie spray. What were your playground cootie or other rhymes and chants, and where did you live at that time? (I was in Dayton, Ohio.)

Star Wars Trumpet. I was having a pretty crappy day until I saw this. There is no better cure for the blues than Star Wars Trumpet Dance Routine!

Book Autopsies. These are stunning.

Please help me name all the sexual innuendos that appear in this awesome commercial from New Zealand! I've gotten stuck on at least two: the dog in the tub of water? And is that a boar's head with a sword in its mouth? I'm certain I am missing more. (Also, I hope this isn't a double post--I did my best to search for it beforehand.)

Amazing cakes from Russia. Every bit of them is edible, too. Happy drooly Friday!

Curious George: Need gift ideas! I need help in brainstorming some very cheap but fun small guest gifts for my upcoming wedding. more inside

Fuck yeah! I've had a shitty fuckin' week so this cheered me up immensely. Happy Friday!

Aw, crap. This really bums me out.

Pimpfants. This is a joke, right? Right? more inside