In "MetaFilter's been hacked."

Naughty, naughty monkeys. tsk. Bwhahahahahahahahahahah

In "If you can't say something nice"

She's good at hiding large sums of money i tried. i really tried.

In "RIP Albert Hoffmann"

Bless you.

In " Charlton Heston Passes Away at the Age of 84 "

He's people! He's made of people! i wasn't absolutely sure before. Good god, i need a Hestonfest. "If I could, i'd smoke two, three of these a day."

In "Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with."

So if i visit, am i just assigned to a roving pack of drunken cohorts or do i have to assemble them myself?

In "Buddhism is the best religion because it doesn't discriminate against animals"

i love that monkey so much i believe i would be its love monkey, if i were not beyond earthly love in that Buddhist way.

In "Strange Maps!"

I love maps. I do. But i need sleep more than i need to comment on maps. zzzzzz...

In "Hitler's moustache."

i always heard it was because he was such a huge Chaplin fan and he wanted to look more friendly, and that Charlie was the only man to really hurt his feelings.

In "Free Quonsar!"

r u calling me fat?

In ""Who the #$&% Is Jackson Pollock?""

The movie has already been made, seen by some but not yet released. Just because this woman liked to go dumpster diving and thrift store shopping doesn't make her some irresponsible remedial degenerate. From what i've seen of her, she seems not only grounded, but quite the tough cookie, sensible and self respecting. Whether or not she "wins," it's a point of principle more than anything else to her and not what's going to insure or deny her a life of value. Hasn't anyone else ever known a true trucker broad? Hasn't anyone else actually seen a Pollack live in person? Whether you like his work or hate it, reproductions do no justice and just spawn that idiotic idea that any splatter is "art"-- --now i'm off gonna get some white crosses at the truck stop--

In "Free Quonsar!"

pip pip and tally ho but seriously someone owes me a fin

i still want my fiver back

In "Jasper Wong"

octopi and sacrelicious T that's awesome-o

In "Free Quonsar!"

ah, monkey love where's the I, q?

gimme a q gimme a wan gimme a sar what are you on?

In "cute things"

i say cute.

In "The Voice of the Castrato"

segregated societies usually have no small amount of nambling about don't make it right no children were harmed in the making of this comment

In "2006 Roll Call:"

36

In "Curious George: My Own Religion"

must... not... post...

In "Trees, Old and Odd"

oh how i missed the baobabs

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