In "Blunkett's Britain."

Much as Blunkett is veering us towards a republic of Draconia, the article where the guy gets arrested for posession of both a knife and a retractable baton is not worth getting upset about. Offensive weapons have been illegal in public for much longer than Blunkett has been home secretary and the guy sounds like an thoroughly dislikable person anyway, viz his comments that the police should be stopping arabs rather than him.

In "According to Hobbes "in the state of nature, man is nasty, BRITISH and short."

Funnily enough I just read the phrase "nasty, British and short" in an article (I think it was in the Independent) about British eating habits. I thought it was very clever.

In "What Crack can do for you"

You are ignoring prima facie evidence that she's a crackhead - namely that her cheeks are sucked in, from all that drawing on the pipe

as far as I understand Heroin is not damaging to the body and addicts with a supply of pharmacutical Heroin can live for many years with no problems. Its the impurities and street life which accompanies the junkie which cause all the ugliness

In "Schott's Food & Drink Miscellany."

received this for christmas Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany not much better, might be worse

In "Animations by David Shrigley"

Phew, I thought it was going to sink without trace

Phew, I thought it was going to sink without trace

Phew, I thought it was going to sink without trace

In "The Worst Jobs in the World"

NASTY CHEESE DREAMS near the bottom is the best I've read so far

In "Wrongly convicted prisoners face bills for board and lodgings"

verstegan, whats all this about giving advances on the compensation and then charging interest at 23%? and surely the point of compensation is to compensate the person who has had their life stolen, not to stop the Home Office from facing up to the financial cost of imprisoning all and sundry

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