In "Revenge of the Sith"

Yeah, the movies are for kids. But watch Episode IV again. Regardless of the thin dialogue and the mopey acting by Hamill, it MOVES. The plot ticks along like a machine. Episodes I & II are overlong and poorly plotted. They meander like they'd rather show us the CGI scenery (ooh! pretty!) than deal with what the movie is about. Whatever that is. And, yeah, of course I'll see it in the theater. I'll wait a week or two for the audiences to thin out, but I'll give Lucas my $10.50. I'm curious. And I'm still chasing the thrill of A New Hope, even if there is little hope.

In "Hooters Air. "

Well, now I know what airline I'm taking to Vegas for my bachelor party.

In "Where the Wild Things Walk"

What stray said.

In "Metafilter has turned on signups for new users."

*he picks up his banana and peels it tauntingly and bites it* /jay mcinerny second-person description

genial - that's good to know. All my old posts are gone, as well. I thought I'd been away so long I'd been ban-ish-ed. or something.

In "What would it look like if millions of spiders spun webs in one place?"

Holy crap. That's cooooooool. And creepy. Are those black splotches other spiders trapped in the web? *shudder*

In "Happy Birthday Monkeyfilter! "

Happy Birthday, MonkeyFilter. *drinks cockpunch*

In "curious George"

I wanted to be Luke Skywalker: flying a spaceship, fighting the Bad Guys (mostly it was flying the spaceship I wanted). It wasn't until I was twelve or thirteen that I realized that wasn't likely to happen, and felt for the first time that I was "born too early." Which I sometimes still do, although my iPod almost makes up for it.

In "Curious George: So how old are you really?"

34 going on

In "Let's Swap Again (Like We Did Last Summer)"

there's room at the IN special note: am actually, currently, concurrently, and coincidently listening to IgSlut's MoFi Mix from round one. go figure!

In "Transformers, breakdancing."

(the movie demo, I should clarify, is NOT of flashboy wearing a wedding dress and telling a secret while breakdancing in a hole)

Well, we're on our way to making it a reality. Check out the movie demo!

In "Looking for the latest legal thrill?"

Peter Gabriel used one of these on his Growing Up tour.

In "Click here to see the story and photo."

Pete Wensleydale? Certaincamembert.

In "Curious George: Someone's having a birthday. "

I'm very confused. Who can I give money to for the i-ay, od-Pay? And how? I tried to read the thread to figure it out but, really, I'm not that smart. /tried to think but nothing happened

In "Click here to see the story and photo."

"Camembert!" "Wensleydale."

In "The NY Post has the Scoop!"

not to be nitpicky, Cpt. Psyko, but there's a typo in your FPP: the word is spelled "Evah." Thank you.

In "Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character"

Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda, here. Well. That didn't improve my mood.

In "Is John Ashcroft the Worst Attorney General Ever?"

one may want to consider that Ashcroft may not be the pompous fool he plays at; that he may have cultivated this image with the press to deflect attention from Bush Wait a minute, I thought Bush was cultivating the pompous fool image? These guys have got to get their shit together and figure out just who the pompous fool is for each day. Maybe they could put together a Pompous Fool calendar to keep track. Of course Bush would have to have someone read it to him. Too many words.

In "Click here to see the story and photo."

You people are pathetic. Jesus. To imagine I used to come around here for the WITTY REPARTEE. You could part a wit, let alone re-part one. You all suck. I'm leaving!* *Just for a week though. Going up to Maine to do a show. See you next Tuesday.

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