In "First Contact, The Zoo Hypothesis And The Prime Directive"

Rocket88 - There's no 'us' and 'them'. There is only a collective 'us'. Tell that to the religious fundamentalists, racists and political parties that create the "us" and "them" paradigm. At this moment, someone somewhere is scheming how to turn this "them" lost tribe into a profit for "us", that being themselves. When I first learned of this story, my immediate reaction was one of sorrow for the immanent loss of the tribe's (comparative) innocence.

In "Ragtime, Limericks & Fibonacci"

Well, Skrik, I guess it will only be a few of us that care that the Rubik's Cube can now be solved in 25 moves or that a sketch of a four year old Ada Byron was found. He skewered the slug And gave it a tug. "This cabbage," said Babbage, "Is hard to debug." Ha! Cracks me up.

In "That's OK, it's a rental."

And if a GPS unit told you to jump off the Empire State building, would you? Sheesh!

In "Facebook Becomes Big Brother Seller"

What kind of person puts themselves forward as a 'fan' of the Toyota Prius? Unless paid. When is the last time you were paid for sporting an Adidas t-shirt or Nike shoes? Indeed, I'll wager you paid for the privilidge.

In "Waitless - time saving tidbits"

Caffeine shakes - I hit "post" instead of "preview". Sorry for the errors. It should be 'Waitless' and the Thank you goes to BBSpot.

In "Bulletproof Halo Suit"

In February, Troy put the suit up for sale.

In "The Spelling bee champ"

W. C. Fields said, "Never work with kids or animals". Kids are kids. My own five year old can be loquacious, mute, or anywhere in between during a single day. What do you expect? You think CNN would know the power of recording an interview and editing it to a finer form to present to the public. Oh, wait a minute....

In "Marcel Marceau dies at 84"

I had the joy and pleasure of attending a performance by the man - he truly was astounding. .

In "Test the Nation: Watch Your Language."

60/70 - Booyaka, eh! For a sound bite, "a proof is a proof" beats the lord-tunderin' jeezus out of "Austrian troops" any day. Uhmmm... Someone please tell me if I should be proud or scared.

In "8"

2028 - don't ask me, I just lurk here.

In "OOH, SHINEY!"

I've a real bad feeling that we're an infection within the greater being rather than an integral part of the organism. Optimistically, at the very least we are the appendix - not really useful, just a source of trouble.

In "Dice Wars"

Great, another addictive game.... Thanks, really.

In "Kurt Vonnegut: 1922-2007"

Zanshin, good comment. The memory is vivid - I recall the summer sun, the feel and smell of the paper under my hand when I turned the page and read, "it looks like this *". So it goes.

In "Cuteness, lethal dose of."

Otters taste like chicken. Hampters taste like baby seals.

In "Papa Spank!"

"Ouch! No Bruce! I said 'into' not 'onto'!"

In "Cupidinous George II"

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you.

In "Curious George's first cell phone."

Capt - I'm interested to read you state, "I know enough not to go for Rogers". I've used them for 13 years with no problems. I don't recall what part of the Great White North you hang your toque in, but I'm sure the recommendation will hold east to west. Fer yer Ma, I would suggest Roger's Pay-as-you-go plan. For $10 a month, my wife has voice mail, call display and a cell phone to tote around 'for emergencies' - i.e. less than 30 minutes usage a month. As well, since she buys more minutes before the 30 day period is over, she builds up a balance of minutes. (if a new payment is made 'too late' any carry forward balance is lost) This is cheaper than sharing my plan with her since that would entail her also paying a system access fee, a 911 fee, voice mail fee, call display fee, etc.. Finally, Rogers has something called 'No Worries'. It is a three month analysis of phone usage that recommends what type of plan is best for the user. I don't recall the details and am too lazy to look them up on the Rogers wireless FAQ. As for phones, I am very satisfied with the Nokia brand. Sturdy, good battery life, good reception, easy user interface. If you wish, feel free to send me an email - I will gladly discuss my Toronto / Sudbury Rogers wireless experiences.

In "Now a Word From Our Scumbag Sponsor"

Nurses for sale or rent. Wombs to let, fifty cents.

In "Plural the same as Singular"

One fish, two fish. One beer, two beer. Oh, and I usually say 'sailors' instead of the plural 'semen'.

In "UC Berkeley Study Finds Web only 1% Pronography"

Ooh! I have a fetsih for quiters. That makes this thread porn for me! Whoo-hooo! Now we are up to 1.000000000001%

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