The Onanist's profile
Name: Tony
User type: Default
User ID: 782
User since: March 11, 2004
Last visit: 12:52PM on November 10
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The Onanist has posted 16 links and 63 comments on MonkeyFilter since March 11, 2004.
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Thought for the Day
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
Here's my ten things:
1. I've lived in Ottawa, Canda my whole life, except for very brief stints in Washington D.C. and Canberra, Autralia.
2. I'm 32 yrs old and have been married for 9 of them.
3. I have 2 little girls... 5 and 2 yrs old.
4. I used to run a restaurant.
5. I currently work for the Government of Canada. The hours are pretty good, but the minutes seem to drag.
6. There is no number 6.
7. I don't have a cell phone.
8. If you ask me whether it's half full or half empty, I'd say it's half full... of nothing.
9. While I know there is some crossover between us and them, I want it to be clear that I am not this guy.
10. I hate the name "The Onanist"
All links posted by The Onanist
Blood-Sucking Monkeys At Temple Attack Hundreds Of KidsThe Jim Rose Dubya World Circus of Freaks.
Hot Sauce for kids?
Convergence Kills.
One more reason I won't be joining the military any time soon.
