October 06, 2005
The Rum and Monkey 3rd Grade Name Generator.
Outside of the awesome domain name, this is one of a berzillion funny name generators, but if you don't like it you're just
Lieutenant Penis B. Dweeberson
12 years ago
Sergeant Dorkus G. Poopypants
Lieutenant Rectal C. McPenis
Lieutenant Dopey B. Ding-Dong.
Lieutenant Penis C. Dweeberson
I outrank you all! Captain Freaky G. Stupid-Butt
Not so fast Captain... General Freaky A. Birdbrain
Lieutenant Moron I. Moronville
Corporal Moron A. Poopypants
Sorry, Captain. I outrank you and I am related. General Rectal A. Stupid-Butt
Back in my Air Force days we had a B-1B pilot named Captain Woody. Well, one day he got promoted and the snickering began.
He was a major asshole.
Captain Rectal A. McStinkybutt. And here I was hoping for a promotion...
I hate to be a Dickhead H. Partypooper...but this thing has a VERY limited list of names and the name you type in is meaningless in terms of the results...and...it is genderless...
Hence the name,
I be General Dummy D. Ding-Dong Don't forget to salute!
Doesn't seem to be random, I entered my name three times and got the same result. Sincerely, Captain Freaky A. Moronville
Lieutenant Dodo A. Simpleton reporting for duty, SIR!
Fuck. Corporal Looney A. Moronville. Bah. Hey, We were supposed to throw the grenade before counting to what number...? *BOOOOOOM*
Sergeant Dorkus A. Poopypants How random...
Sergeant Rectal A. McStinkybutt at your service! Does Sergeant outrank Captain, Capt. Renault? If so, neener neener neener!
Captain Rectal E. Stupidsen!!!!!
at ease, Dum Dums.
Captain Freaky I. Ding-Dong.
Captain Moron I. McStinkybutt I think it's about as random as third graders get...
Lieutenant Freaky A. Birdbrain, at your service, SIR! (no relation to the General)
Captain Looney A. Ding-Dong. Sir.
Lieutenant Dopey E. Stupid-Butt reporting for duty, SIR!
General Penis D. Moronville. Let's take that hill!
I think you mean "mound".
This thread needs some
random family values!
Some swearing. Get fucking used to it.
Is that the best you can do? You sad, pathetic fuck.