February 12, 2004

You liked grouphug.us? One time I was sitting on the couch, drinking a glass of milk. When I finished, I threw it up, back into the glass. I then placed it on the coffee table for later disposal, and fell asleep on the couch. Awhile later, I woke up, said to myself 'I thought I'd finished this milk"... More complete stories like this at lowbrow dot com
  • But what's the rest of that story? I'm dying of suspense! (in other words, the site keeps loading random entries)
  • yeah, she said, they were bulimic together. she taught him how to throw up. at least they could bond over something, was all i could say. [ banana ]
  • Once we started getting undressed she looked up at me with these big doe eyes and pouty lips. "I'll let you put it wherever you like," she said. So a couple of days later I put it in her sister. --- I am so billing you for all the time I lose today, stepself.
  • good good goooood!