June 30, 2005

Let it go already, Condi... Perplexed by the vitriol of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's attacks on Iran, one lawmaker believes he has uncovered the secret of her enmity - that she was spurned by an Iranian boyfriend at college.
  • Yeah...I heard Bush snr made a drunken play for Saddam back in '84 and got the KB. Hell hath no fury...
  • Oh please. This is a joke, right?
  • Though I dislike Condi, I dislike this way of thinking even more. You only see it applied to women, and it definitely has the implication that her fault lies in her gender (else we'd see Ashcroft, Rumsfield, or one of the rest accused of the same). Not only is it sexist, it absolves her of responsibility for her actions. There's plenty of valid critiques of her. Each is lessened when someone makes a critique based on her gender/appearance/etc...
  • What Mr. Knickerbocker said. This is stupid. Of course we all know that the heart of right-wing born-again christianity is confused sexuality growing up, but that's different.
  • That's just idiotic.
  • The alleged leniency of International Atomic Energy Agency director Mohammad ElBaradei towards Iran's nuclear programme has also been explained by ... him having an Iranian wife. See, everyody's got it all wrong. The key to taking over the world is unleashing your Women of Mass Seduction. :: What Knickerbocker said.
  • Back when the war-against-terror started, there was the 'rumor' of OBL being under-endowed, and that a westerner girlfriend's mocking of this fueled his hatred for freedom-loving america. Like this, just another shot in the psyops wars.
  • Women of Mass Seduction I'd almost be willing to bet money that there is already a series of porn films using this title. Up to at least volume 8, I'd wager. I'm at work though, so I can't prove it.
  • Disappointingly (sp), there isnt! I'm not at work, for a change...
  • I thought for a moment that said "lawmaker" was a member of the US Congress. I wouldn't have been too surprised.
  • Right. Bad (compulsive) post. I knew I should've gone with THE mourning parents of a traffic accident victim who visited their son's grave near Antwerp were shocked to find the local gravediggers enjoying their annual barbecue at the graveyard" from the same online paper. Ehh, maybe neither.
  • She was assfucked by a horny Iranian goat.
  • Hey shane, I wasn't criticizing the post, just the article and the train of thought inherent in it. Though that BBQ sounds awesome. I love the idea of a large BBQ happening over my grave. I'm not sure I want to be buried, but if I am, I'd really dig a party every year.
  • In Soviet graveyard, party dig you! Oh god, I'm sorry
  • I started reading it , and that's no article.
  • Hey shane, I wasn't criticizing the post, just the article and the train of thought inherent in it. You monkeys are so much cooler...
  • Than what?
  • Chy, I think he meant we are so much like the big boxy thing you use to keep beer, um, cool.
  • I thought this was a funky poem at the bottom of the page, and was wondering,"Who's More Reports?" Dinner from a toilet bowl Killer jellyfish scared of red Police free killer cow from jail Men catch 300kg monster catfish Scottish dish has Bush on the run Rat has last laugh over Mayor Cinema offers money-back guarantee Condeleezza 'dumped by Iranian boyfriend' Indians tear up beach in diamond hunt Strippers terrorise guards
  • Dinner from a toilet bowl Killer jellyfish scared of red Police free killer cow from jail Men catch 300kg monster catfish Scottish dish has Bush on the run Rat has last laugh over Mayor Cinema offers money-back guarantee Condeleezza 'dumped by Iranian boyfriend' Indians tear up beach in diamond hunt Strippers terrorise guards So it goes... /Vonnegut Wow, I never knew Vonnegizing was so easy, given the right words... (Nice one, Alnedra!)