April 26, 2005

Bitchchecker is Teh Hax0r!2!
  • Morons for teh winz0r, Alex!
  • That r00lz!
  • 68696c6172696f7573 !!
  • my grandma surfs with fire wall and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
  • He should have stuck with the Amish Virus.
  • Oh, oh my. Wow.
  • languagehat you cant insult me whatz your ip i hack u! posted by bitchhacker at 05:32PM UTC on April 26, 2005 This guy bitchhacker is an idiot of the highest order. haven't read anything funnier yet today. ))) Skrik!
  • *(Ping timeout#)*
  • pass my spending bill or i hack you with virus you [Control your cussing]ers!
  • I WILL HACK YOU!
  • I already hacked all of you. Last week. And erased your entire hard drives. But then I took pity on you and restored everything from the backups I made to my secret volcano lair.
  • This was kind of funny, but do people really get that ramped up about this hacking shit? Should I be more concerned?
  • [this is fake]
  • Fake or not, that was awesome.
  • ich lach mich tot!
  • I know fuck-all about teh haXX0r, and yet I giggled like a schoolgirl. Nice.
  • shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! tupac rules
  • now iz ze time on irc vhen ve dahnce!! Dun duh dunnn *tsh tsh* *tt* *tsh tsh*
  • Just got this message: "The requested URL /~bteo/hacker.htm was not found on this server." :(
  • You broke it????? I Hack You!!! (What's your IP?)
  • It's 127.0.0.1, and I just took down my firewall. Bring it, bitch. Here is the exchange auf Deutsch. "Ich hack dich!" "Meine alte oma sufrt mir fire wall!"
  • My IP is ::1, or, if you prefer, fe00::0. Hackers welcome. Free banana with every successful hack.
  • hahaha you are so stupid i erasing your network now! Let me give you a tip: don't give out your IP address hahaha asshole! C: drive 80% era **logoff: petebest (~1k3n25@luser.dipshit.edu): Ping timeout (100)**
  • I didn't realize how many monkeys were l33t hax0rz. Please have mercy on me, oh advanced overlords.
  • New English link, now that the original link is broken (it was apparently a mirror anyway).
  • "Meine alte oma sufrt mir fire wall!" He was right about the typos in the original German. Mein Gott. And I love that "fire wall" and "surfen" are in there.
  • So, whose drives did he delete, his own?
  • Precisely.
  • Oh my. Really? That's ....really stupid. Being a nonhacker myself (and reading the log very quickly), I just want to clarify. So the first person gave him their real IP, but they had a firewall. Then they were a bit worried that he might actually stil be able to do something, but it turned out that he was a really bad hacker who erased his own harddrives.
  • 127.0.0.1 is always your own computer (according to #2 it's called a loopback interface). So the IP the other guy gave him would, if he was a complete moron, make him erase his own hard drive (assuming he really had a hack to do that). I guess they were still worried he was smarter than he was making out, though, which is why he sounds worried just briefly.
  • You know, I just don't get any of this, and that makes it all the more sexy But I repeat, can some little pimple-face delete my hard drive(s) by a huffin' and a puffin'? I've got a sharp stick; not afraid to use it.
  • I've got a 'fraidy stick and I'm not sharp enough to use it. Beware the pimple-faces!
  • cynnbad, if he manages to send you a virus or Trojan Horse, he might. I don't know programming much, but I did meet an idiot like that way back when, who tried to slip me a file that he said was a game he created. I scanned it, found it was a Trojan Horse and didn't install. He kept insisting he was doing it to "protect" me, and prevent other Trojan Horses from latching onto my computer. Yeah, that's what an anti-virus program is for, dickhead.
  • Y'know, he could have just asked if you wanted to have coffee with him. This may be the distinct difference between geeks and nerds.
  • My brother installed AdAware, which was supposed to keep spyware off your computer - but we found that Adaware was itself evil resource sucking spyware (noticibly slowing the computer). Has anyone else had this problem?
  • Ha Ha, very funny. I learn now. Now I hack you. I hack you all.
  • jb, use spybot search and destroy, instead. These guys DO care about spyware.
  • havnet' had that problem with ad-aware . . .
  • Gasp! A sock puppet!!!1
  • You are Loser!
  • MonkeyFilter: I've got a sharp stick; not afraid to use it.