March 30, 2005

Georgina the rabbit was swiped midway through a magic performance of Velcro the Great in London today. Seems that Georgina was only the fourth rabbit Lynn Thomas has used in his 20+ year gig as a street & stage magician.
  • That's excellent... I feel bad for the ol' bugger, but it's still a little humorously ironic... (and I'll be the first to say it was MAAAAAAAGGGIICCCCCC!!!!)
  • Poof! No more rabbit. It'Stew sad to contemplate.
  • Those goddamn rabbit stealers...you just know this dick has a million rabbit-related offences on his record; but will he do any real time? No! It's a revolving door - he'll be back on the streets breaking into hats tomorrow. Where is the "justice" in the so-called Justice System? I say give the Rabbit Fanciers of England some time with this guy behind a hutch; give 'em a little bit of the ol' stick and carrot, by God!
  • Won't someone please listen to the rabbits!