March 06, 2005

Alternative Chinese Zodiac Put down that Cockpunch and pick up a Coke. Monkey? How about Twinkie? I am a Donut, which explains my fear of Homer Simpson.
thanks, PreSurfer
posted by wendell 19 years ago
  • I'm a cheese puff. It says "ideal job: Taker of Souls and Destroyer of Dreams." I'd take that.
  • Corn nut. Who now suddenly has the most intense craving for junk food...
  • heh..Corn Nut - Sociable but hard-bitten
  • Corn nut, also.
  • I am a Fried Fruit Pie - Some may accuse you of being flaky, but they are merely jealous of your sweet nature. You don't have just one tender side--you are tender all over. Avoid high-stress jobs, as you are apt to crumble under pressure. Your ideal job: Graphic Blandisher. Marry Bridge Mix or Cola, but never a Cheese Puff. *backs away slowly from Metal Monkey*
  • M&M. I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  • Oreo - I have a rough exterior, but inside I'm a real softy. sorry, Zanshin, the wedding's off
  • Bridge Mix. "Your ideal job: politician." No way! This is a useless horror-scope! I, WaterHorse, demand my money back!
  • sorry, Zanshin, the wedding's off 'sokay... plenty of corn nuts in the sea.
  • Am I the only cola here? First one to call Pepsi Blue gets a smack upside the head.
  • Ding Dong, baby! Ding Dong!
  • I'm bubblegum! Hee hee, hee hee!