February 15, 2005

Free classified site: Upload VIDEO, pictures, music and sound in your ads FREE I found this great site. See many classified ads and you can Post your own ads FREE. Upload, VIDEO ,pictures ,music and sound in your ads FREE
  • as they say at MeTa... pepsi blue......
  • Any idea if this site is free?
  • This is the same SubwayMatch whose site was linked here. Any connection to the other site?
  • I wonder why SubwayMatch posted her ad here then? Seems she knows a place already where ads can be placed for FREE.
  • Tsk.
  • SubwayMatch has a series of postings on Craiglist that was "removed by Craigslist staff", according to a Google search.
  • Sheesh... if you're going to spam, at least make it coherent. FREE spamming/astroturfing site! Link VIDEO, pictures, music, and sound in your posts. I found this great site. See occasional attempted spams and you can post your own incoherent tripe FREE.
  • Shall we kill her? I know where we can hide the body.
  • I know where we can hide the body. For FREE?
  • It's ALL FREE today on MonkeyFilter.
  • User ID: 2942 User since: February 14, 2005 Last visit: 03:25PM on February 15 E-mail: subwaymatch@yahoo.com AIM: Homepage: http://www.subwaymatch.com SubwayMatch has posted 1 links and 0 comments on MonkeyFilter since February 14, 2005.
    I mean, really. Who's got the banhammer?
  • Gentlemen, after consideration of all available facts, an hour spent mulling over the works of Herodotus and an enlightening conversation regarding the dreams of civilization, I have come to an unavoidable, though perhaps shocking, conclusion. Ladies, I ask you to please leave the room, as the neccesarily blunt language I will soon employ will have the unfortunate effect of marring your delicate sensibilities. Now that the room is cleared of those lacking a masculine constitution, I will reveal the results of my deduction. This FPP, gentlemen, is nothing more than plain, gutter-variety spam!
  • Who's got the banhammer? Here. *Duly proffers 100 TON HAMMER
  • Having nothing better to do at work (I've already saved the free world this morning), I went to the trouble of creating an account at Mike's classified ad site... I am certain that nobody here would go to that site, log in with the username of monkeyfun and the password of monkeyfun and place phoney ads... I mean, after all, we have better things to do...that would just be childish...
  • * puffs away on pipe. * Perhaps a more serious punishment is called for. May I suggest the dreaded Monkeyfilter-Metal-Mother?
  • HuronBob, please accept my undying love for FREE.
  • feel free to go to that site and search all categories for "eels".
  • Burn the witch! BURN THE WITCH!
  • Oops sorry wrong thread. Hey! For free? Cool!
  • or search perhaps for whitehouse
  • I would like to propose a open competition for the BEST ad to be posted at Mike's. Rules: One ad per monkey (feel free to place practice ads, hundreds of them if you wish, but you can only enter one!) No swearing...or at least hide it, the darn system picks up on the bad words and slaps you on the wrist! No selling of other monkeys, except for sexual services! you have 24 hours! GO!
  • Yes, HuronBob, but how much will an endeavor like this cost me?
  • And how much extra if I wish to upload, VIDEO ,pictures ,music and sound? I'm not made of money, you know.
  • Nick, my friend, for you it is FREE!
  • hey my ad for a nice young man to take these eels outta my butt is gone already! I demand my for FREE back.
  • wow, quid.... that sucks...it was a GOOD ad... i actually applied.... did you get my resume?
  • Free music? But, doesn't the RIAA go after sites who make it easy to trade music, especially if it seems like a vast majority of its users are using it for the trade of music? Wouldn't that be terrible, if this new, free site looked to be a file-trading site, and got itself sued?
  • They took my eel-based advert off as well! Bastards!
  • Monk...thanks!!!!!!! and...nobody would, like, upload a bad image to that site, would they??? naw...we wouldn't do that.... how do you spell goatse?????? no...tub, how do you spell tub????
  • Are image uploads FREE?
  • THIS WEBSITE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST EELS!
  • Damn! Maximum ads exceeded!
  • crap...10 ad limit!
  • I see no reason why we shouldn't create a number of accounts. Putting everything on a single account just makes us easier to ban in one swoop, anyways. I mean, expect that no one would make several...oh, never mind. Just post the user info up here.
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sweet jeebus I love you hairy bastards.
  • barrelofmonkeys might have some more ads to post. password is barrelofmonkeys. I'm so creative.
  • I can't put up any ads just now as the eels up-a my butt won't quit it with their damn wriggling.
  • I accidentally closed this thread, but it's open again. It was too funny to close. The poster, however, has mysteriously been hit with a banhammer. Who'd have expected that??
  • Truly, your terrible rage is just, oh mighty one, and thus we seek to worship you alone and avoid your awful wrath. Please tell me where to send my money and human sacrifices, that by your power these eels will get the hell outta my ass.
  • All ads from Barrelo Monkeys.
  • Sandspider, I think you mean: all ads.
  • Using tracicle's link seems to bypass the login requirement, too. Just click and post.
  • new account: bonobo pwd: bonobo
  • I think I probably did at that, tracicle.
  • If I looking for spouse. Him name is Hopkin Green Spouse. I lost my spouse. Love, Terry. P.S. I'll find my spouse Who took my spouse Who found my spouse Classic.
  • Wow, I've only just seen this amazing advertisement FPP, and before I go any further, I just wanted to make sure that it really is absolutely FREE? I mean, really FREE? FREE as the birds, FREE as the wind, FREE as the happy bonobos playing in the jungle canopy? We must ask ourselves, can an offer as good as this one honestly be FREE? It may seem FREE, but are there hidden costs? Lost productivity? Administrator charges? Wear and tear on banhammers? And what about the metaphysical costs? When we take up this FREE offer, are we not perhaps unwittingly signing ourselves into an indentured slavery of the capitalist system, which may on the surface seem to be FREE but will in fact have us paying for the rest of our lives? Or, worse still, might we not find ourselves bearing the cost of this FREE offer on the Day of Reckoning? Hmm? Hmm? Shall we ever truly be FREE?
  • Jean-Paul Sartre was not available for comment.
  • Surely some monkeys would be interested in jobs as research... ah... participants?
  • If we'd be researching the effects of one (1) case of Kentucky bourbon, one (1) giant box of dark chocolate candy, one (1) extra-padded recliner, and one (1) large safe stuffed with hundreds on me, then yes.
  • I suppose the experiment could be altered to paying with bourbon instead of juice. Maybe the effects of the alcohol would make monkeys pay more for monkey porn.
  • added some myself (contains other monkeys' work)
  • I'll use this one as my official entry.
  • Looks like they're all gone... Perhaps they discovered this was a bad sort of place to spam. I hope they read them all, though.
  • A lot of the bonobo ones are still there, on prismatic's link. Likewise the ones under other usernames, although some have been weeded out.
  • Oh. Weird. They didn't show up when I did searches for them. Nevermind me then.