January 30, 2005

Futurotica: Bored art student modifies everyday appliances in order to [Amplify] the ubiquitous and untapped mastarbatory fantasies found in everyday, off the shelf domestic items, as forms of technology that our bodies can relate to and interact with in unusual ways.
  • Better this bored art student get falling-down drunk before he decides to tinker with a food processor or a lawn-mower. Or go into engineering, which should keep him busy enough he won't damage his anatomy. 'Tis a project worthy of an engineering student.
  • I'm guessing this is not safe for family viewing on a Sunday.
  • No...sorry about that.
  • They all look like torture devices -- especially this one.
  • ...not safe for family viewing on a Sunday Nothing overtly dreadful for pre-literate smalls, but those old enough to read might have questions. Photos of modified machine-parts, mostly enigmatic yellow plastic gadgets which I surmise would take a fairly mature mind to envision in a sexual context. The atmosphere: expectiations are roused due to brief text referring to interfacing tech and sex, plus site title Futurotica. Ptherwise just pictures of sci-fo looking gadgetry. Hope that helps, Skrik.
  • uck! Stay away from my blender; I use it to make smoothies. Hah! Let's see him try to modify a garbage disposal; then I'll be impressed
  • Let's hope than he doesn't get into enginnering and biotechnology... and that he never reads this short story. (Not safe for work, sunday family gatherings, or lonely appliance owners)