December 27, 2004

Fart bar? Whether your nuts are big or tender a fart bar tends to be a horny remover. Weird products.
  • A little green fartbar.
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmm. monkey gland sauce! mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  • So Powerbar finally got honest with their marketing, eh?
  • Arse hat?
  • mandyman, you made my day
  • I really can't think of a comment to post here.
  • yes Nostrildamus?
  • I was just struck by the name. :)
  • It's a canadian ass hat...
  • We say arse, here, too (Oz). I notice some of my american friends adopting the pronounciation, obviously because of its superiority. :) Grand link. I see they include Sars soda which is an Aussie brand I did a double-take at in the supermarket last year. Still available. I await the spin-off brand Ebola. When I was a kid there were Ayds slimming biscuits in UK supermarkets. Funny how they disappeared in the 80s...
  • I remember the unfortunate tag line: "Lose weight the Ayds way!"
  • *succumbs* ewe scream, arse cream, we all scream for Arse Cream...
  • There's also a fantastic soap (and other products, I understand) made in Iran called "Barf." (page with image) *barf is farsi for snow.
  • Barf-White and the Seven Dwarves ...unlikely to be a big seller with small fry. But then again, there was SLIME...
  • I bought a pack of wet wipes the other week in China -- noticed later in the hotel room that they were called "Harass".
  • There's a similar, more comprehensive, site called Rude Food.