January 15, 2004

Naked MP Calendar. This is thoroughly disturbing, positively immoral and totally excellent.
  • *reels, claps hands over eyes* The blight... er... sight of this is wondrous, indeed!
  • pain, nothing but pain coursing through every fibre of my being. my eyes bleed! they bleed! father, father, why hast though forsaken me? why must life torment me so? i know i am an imperfect, base and worthless being, but are my crimes so great as to merit this horror, this agony, this opera of suffering? holy living jesus, will the pain never stop? Other than that, excellent.
  • Ah, Red Meat, lovely. Did you know you can make your own? And get a dekko at that URL!
  • but I want to be called monkeydyne...
  • Speaking for the Americans here, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
  • Speaking for the Americans here, I don't know what the hell is going on here. If this is the case, Mr March is going to be upset.
  • You know what's really disturbing about the Naked MP Calendar? This. (We'll see if it changes.)