September 02, 2004

Where are Nostril's Socks? And what about teh 'tools's pants?
  • The monkeyfilter end times are here already...
  • Not funny. Seriously.
  • someone's had too much coffee. or as my mom used to say, "somebody's all wound up."
  • They've been eaten by the quantum washing machine. It's supposed to work by changing their state from dirty to not dirty, but the waveform collapsed orthogonally (someone forgot to mind their ps and qs), sending them on holiday to Copenhagen instead.
  • Dude, please. Don't make me look askance at you.
  • I hope Monkeyfilter is not fucked, because it became my last best hope after Metafilter went to shit.
  • Why do I get the feeling that I can expect sock references everytime someone posts something personal?
  • Cock, is that you?
  • I promise this was not me. But I still wonder about my socks. I'm thinking of posting a few pictures, actually.
  • OK, nostril, i give up, i took your fucking socks.
  • I summon the Great Monkeybashi to put the Almighty Kaibashi on this abomination of a thread! And thereby condemn it to the horrors of the sidebar, where it will live only in infamy! And only during work hours. May the lowly ape who, no doubt under the influence of the demon weed or perhaps a "PBR", has posted this be red-of-butt and repent by posting to more worthy threads, such as the poo-flinging at Zell Miller. (a.k.a. Piewagon)
  • I also swear that I did not do this, and have no knowledge. Further, I would not have made my FPP if I had seen that Nostril beat me to it. And I ♥ you.
  • If Nostril has lost his socks, give me one real, valid reason why this has suddenly become my problem. Really, Nostril. Why are you bothering us with this crap? Too much to drink? Smoke? Some particularly good mushrooms? Jeez.
  • *cough*
  • I kind let my frustration get the better of me there. Sorry, Nostril. Not your fault. Well, sort of. It's a pity we can't call in a remote cluebat strike - maybe a Bluetooth cluebat. With jet engines and flame stripes. Yeah, cool.
  • *waits, sniggering, for pictures of Orphan Socks*
  • Orphan Socks?
  • "Tommy was getting spanked for not taking his laxative." Lemme get this straight. You have a small boy, and you're convinced that he doesn't crap enough?
  • I'm just a little annoyed that I go away for a weekend and come back to a buttload of rubbishy stuff on the front page. I've moved this and related threads to the deleted posts file. Yeah.
  • Not the best of the web?
  • Oh MAN, I LOVE these kind o' posts. So fertile .... Monkeyfilter: The end times are here already. Monkeyfilter: Not funny. Seriously. Monkeyfilter: Don't make me look askance at you. Monkeyfilter: My last best hope. Monkeyfilter: I still wonder about my socks. Monkeyfilter: Why are you bothering us with this crap? Monkeyfilter: Not your fault. Monkeyfilter: A buttload of rubbishy stuff. And George wins my vote hands down. Monkeyfilter: Not the best of the web? Seriously, you guys are fantastic when you're silly/irritated/drunk.
  • *applause*
  • I'm always irritated and drunk (except for maybe 500 posts, when I was hungover and apologetic)
  • Monkeyfilter: Not the best of the web. This one should really be on the title of the site, just for the irony factor (if it applies).