Is there some kind of alternate universe into which socks are propelled? Does someone steal them? When does this happen? How do I stop it? Obviously I am too dumb & lacking motivation to look for them myself, or resist the urge to post such an assinine question to a site that is supposed to be devoted to 'the best of the web' and not something totally devoted to me; but I am a moron. I hope you grok the between-the-lines thing I am getting-at, fellow monkeys. Lucky. Green. Socks.
Curious George: Where Are My Socks? I used to have, it seems only a short while ago, many pairs of socks. I look in my sock drawer now and find one old navy sock and a white gym sock that doesn't even belong to me. And my lucky pair of green socks are missing. Where are they? Only Monkeyfilter can help.